June 4 10

Everything my friend Kerri does is a little piece of perfection. Especially her list > no list. So, I stole it. BUT, I told her I was going to…so that kind of makes it okay, right?

So, according to me:

Dexter Morgan > David Fisher

Tim Horton’s coffee > Dunkin Donuts coffee > Starbucks coffee

Franny and Zooey > The Catcher in the Rye

Scratching mosquito bites > Calamine lotion

Old school sports cars > new school sports cars

email, gchat, texting, skype > phone

Real Q-Tips > generic cotton swabs

Class > crass

Playing real Scrabble > playing Words With Friends

Cereal for dinner > cereal for breakfast

Smelling like Shauna Glenn > smelling like my grandma’s nursing home, which, sadly, I sometimes do.

Edward > Jacob

Diet Coke > Coke Zero > Diet Pepsi

Biking > running

Dresses > skirts

Reading books > reading on a Kindle

Wint-o-green Life Savers > gum

Yoga pants > sweat pants

Heels > flats

Summer > winter

SUVs >minivans

On the Waterfront > Casablanca

Degrassi the Next Generation > Degrassi

Nice ass > nice rack

Cookie dough > baked cookies

Getting a card in the mail > getting an ecard

Bob > Jillian

Pools > ocean

Savory snacks  > sweet snacks

Sitting in the sun > sitting in the shade

Sweet potato fries > regular potato fries

Joe Cocker’s With a Little Help From My Friends > The Beatles’ With a Little Help From My Friends

Cupcakes > cake

Godfather II > Godfather

Working at home > working in a cubicle

The book > the movie

Private email if you have a problem with me > public slander of my character on a website that I write for

Public karaoke > public dancing

Mac > PC

Grilled cheese > mac and cheese

Dylan > Brandon

This dress

> any other piece of clothing I own


  1. Scent o’ Shauna Glenn > anything that comes out of my ass


    Comment by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on June 4, 2010
  2. Craig Ferguson = Conan > *anything else on TV* > Stabbing my own eyes out > Jay Leno

    wait did that even make sense?


    Comment by Jen on June 4, 2010
  3. Dresses YES > skirts
    heels always! > flats
    Mac > PC
    I could live my life like that.


    Comment by monstergirlee on June 4, 2010
  4. This?

    email, gchat, texting, skype > phone


    Weekends > weekdays
    Living alone > living with a 22 year old sister


    Comment by Kristabella on June 4, 2010
  5. Wait-now I have to know…what does Shauna smell like???


    Comment by Deanna on June 4, 2010
  6. You look AWESOME in that dress.


    Comment by Kaleigha on June 4, 2010
  7. I LOVE that dress! And the title. And the post…we are SO TWINS. Except, you know, I’ve never smelled Shauna.


    iPhone > any other phone on the planet


    Comment by Angella on June 4, 2010
  8. Crystal > Lee


    Comment by alison on June 4, 2010
  9. open windows > AC
    sweeping > vacuuming
    biking > driving


    Comment by Tamara on June 4, 2010
  10. Who the HELL slandered you?

    And YES on Bob > Jillian

    But I have to admit I love dresses and skirts equally.

    Pockets on dresses > flap pockets on asses


    Comment by Miss Britt on June 5, 2010
  11. I can’t get behind this “Mac > PC” thing.


    Comment by Avitable on June 5, 2010
  12. I love lists like this! So much fun! Here are a few ads:

    Coffee > Tea

    pajama bottoms > sweats

    polka dots > stripes

    HBO > Showtime
    US of Tara > HBO


    Comment by Anne on June 6, 2010
  13. Love it !! I’m totally gonna be a copycat ! Isn’t that the sincerest form of flattery? : )


    Comment by Kim on June 6, 2010
  14. my latest would be
    True Blood > Twilight,
    Eric Northman > Edward Cullen > Bill Compton.
    Great idea!


    Comment by LZ on June 6, 2010
  15. Chanel 5 > me, unshowered > my husband, showered


    Comment by Brooke on June 6, 2010
  16. I agree with most everything on this list. especially yoga pants and Franny & Zooey


    Comment by Amanda on June 7, 2010
  17. I am so behind in my blog reading, but I verily love (you! and) this list.

    Especially the very first item. I am a new convert to the Church of Dexter and HOLY AMEN. Michael C. Hall with freckled arms and a tan? YES PLEASE.

    And we’re totally twins on the savory vs. sweet, real Q-tips vs. generic, REAL Scrabble, cupcakes, and Oh, Dylan. Yes yes yes to Dylan. No no no to Brandon.

    Also, yes yes yes to DESMOND! though that’s already been clearly established, I think.


    Comment by Kerri Anne on June 8, 2010
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