April 29 10

HER to Emily: I would totally have ants in my pants. BUT I’M NOT WEARING ANY.

HER to no one in particular, singing: Keep on rockin’ in the free….ZER!

HER to me: Mama, your stomach looks like you have a baby inside…even though you don’t. That’s so funny.

HER to me: Did you know that RICH means you have lots of money. Like PIRATES!!

HER to no one in particular, to the tune of The Final Countdown: It’s the Care Bears Countdown…doo doo doo do. doo doo doo do do.

HER to Josh: Wouldn’t it be cool if we lived in Encino?

HER to no one in particular, singing: Why does love always feel like a….soccer field.

THIS KID, MY GOD. She never wears pants, she creates her own unique mash-ups, and she loves pirates.

She kills me. Loudly. With her song.

*OH means overheard. Don’t be embarrassed if you didn’t know this. I only just found out. Apparently, I’m kind of a, well, twat when it comes to twitterlingo. I won’t tell you how long it took me to figure out what FTW meant.

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  1. And this is why I am so excited to hang out with you guys tomorrow night. :)


    Comment by Darcey on April 29, 2010
  2. I love that she knows the tune to “Final Countdown”.


    Comment by SciFi Dad on April 29, 2010
  3. Kids are so awesome. I don’t recall kids being that awesome when I was a kid. Do we just build them better these days?
    .-= Anne´s last blog ..If You Can’t Beat ‘em, Join ‘em =-.


    Comment by Anne on April 29, 2010
  4. She is so rad. I think that her and my Emily would have a lot of fun together…much like you and I do. :)


    Comment by Angella on April 29, 2010
  5. What DOES FTW mean? I’m so, so, so out of the loop…


    Comment by Renee on April 29, 2010
  6. ohhh that girl makes me smile.
    .-= Katie´s last blog ..Some sentences thrown together. =-.


    Comment by Katie on April 29, 2010
  7. Where the hell did she come up with Encino?

    And I think “soccer field” was Pat Benetar’s originally lyric…


    Comment by Libby on April 29, 2010
  8. Thank you! I totally thought I was alone and the world’s worst blogger not knowing what FTW meant. I hid in the bathroom to google it. Wow, that looks really sad typed out. Eh.


    Comment by rkmama on April 29, 2010
  9. She’s adorable! And such a hoot. :)

    What’s with all these kids knowing the tune to Final Countdown?! My son knows it too!

    And my daughter also does the “mommy, your tummy looks like you’re having a baby, but you’re not…” thing. Ugh.


    Comment by Nenette on April 29, 2010
  10. You must have shown them Encino Man? :) FTW!


    Comment by alison on April 30, 2010
  11. OH, BELLA! Next time I see you, I’m buying you some butter.


    Comment by slynnro on May 1, 2010
  12. And . . .



    Comment by Avitable on May 1, 2010
  13. Last night…

    Gabe: Maybe Kristin smells
    Bella: No, it smells WORSE than that.


    Comment by Kristabella on May 1, 2010
  14. Very interesting to examine :P :D


    Comment by Backyard Wrestling DVD on May 15, 2010

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