January 10 10

It’s quite the snowstorm, isn’t it? On Thursday afternoon, Atlanta got pounded with snowgate ’10. A full 1/4 inch dusting of the white magic. So, instead of my BIG PLANS to take Slynnro to Atlantic Station so she could buy her H&M tank tops (even though we hear that H&M is kind of a douche because when they don’t sell their merchandise they cut it up into a million little pieces and shove it into the dumpsters instead of doing something noble like make tank top doggie bags for homeless shelters.) we had three little additions to our entourage and some really icy streets to avoid.

Sigh. Best laid plans, I guess. my kids nabbed themselves an impromptu three-day-weekend that involved hanging out with her and her and her.

We watched the BCS championship game and the kids learned to hook ‘em. We played phase 10 and Emily kicked all of our asses. Emily walked the runway at J.Crew and displayed a “smile with her eyes” that even Tyra would be proud of. Josh danced to Thriller with a fedora on at the Gap (where I bought myself an $8 sweater!) Isabella ate a lot of butter. We all sat at the table (at The Flying Biscuit! mmmm) and played Words with Friends against each other.

We pondered over whether or not there’s a febreze for dogs because Indiana’s face smelled an awful lot like his ass. And we prayed for Metalia’s safety in the Russian cab ride of doom (now with broken taxis and open windows!). And Emily may have asked my stepmom why she isn’t using her new coffee maker (oh.yes.she.did.) which, ps, I have decided to just pretend didn’t happen and maybe just oops somehow manage to take off with it when we leave. heh. And Isabella’s shenanigans forced me to label her both Hannibal Lecter AND a pigdog

which, of course, meant that I HAD to introduce the kids to Monty Python. I HAD TO. For an hour and a half. Well, I know their British relatives would be proud. And we were introduced to the GTL – gym, tan, laundry. Oh, Jersey Shore. And Isabella gave the  “naked ladies” at Macy’s super atomic wedgies and she walked into giant poles. I may have convinced everyone to invest in a good pair of JEGGINGS. And we may have witnessed one us (I am not at liberty to admit which one of us it was…but let’s just say it rhymes with dristabella) spit an entire mouthful of water clear across the kitchen when Emily revealed that I am only reading The Vampire Diaries so I have something to do while I’m on the toilet.

In a nutshell…I do believe that my friends no longer think my kids are fake. And they no longer think that I exaggerate them. Because as I always say, I wish I could make this shit up.

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  1. My kids went back to school for 2 days after Christmas break before they got 2 1/2 more freakin’ snow days dumped on us (aka – me!). Oh, and hahahaha, they don’t have school tomorrow because that was already scheduled!

    I love them, I love them, I love them…

    If they could spell, I’d make them play Words With Friends with me, because I discovered the magic over the weekend, and I am this close to asking strangers to befriend me I am that addicted!
    .-= fadkog´s last blog ..we goin’ ridin’ on the freeway of love =-.

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    Comment by fadkog on January 10, 2010
  2. OH GREAT! Now I’m exposed on the internet as someone who is still TOTALLY WILLING TO SHOP AT H&M. But only for tank tops.

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    Comment by slynnro on January 11, 2010
  3. you did me proud.
    there’s no messiah in here. there’s a mess alright…
    .-= Giblet´s last blog ..Great Plains Omelet =-.

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    Comment by Giblet on January 11, 2010
  4. As I’ve said before, being with you and your kids is like watching your blog come to life.

    MISS YOU!

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    Comment by Kristabella on January 11, 2010
  5. That first picture is totally making me want to quick! build an IGLOO; IT’S SNOWING. Clearly living in Portland is eradicating my arctic tolerance.

    (I’m so! glad it was such a great time.)

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    Comment by Kerri Anne on January 11, 2010
  6. WOW! Someone dropped the ball and asked the step-mom about the coffee maker?
    PRICELESS!

    You crack me up!

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    Comment by Sunday Stilwell on January 11, 2010
  7. Better call in the army ;)
    .-= kgirl´s last blog ..Miami =-.

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    Comment by kgirl on January 11, 2010
  8. I will refrain from the snow comments, because, you know, I live in Montreal and HATE it’s winters, and that kinda snow is the kind we make the babies shovel… heh.

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    Comment by Grumble Girl on January 11, 2010
  9. Well I think thats about enought snow to close the entire western side of Washington state, seriously. Don’t you just shake your head and groan when this happens. So silly.
    Glad you girls had a nice weekend, it was fun reading about it.
    .-= monstergirlee´s last blog ..Vintage Necklaces at NYE =-.

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    Comment by monstergirlee on January 11, 2010
  10. I’m laughing at the playing WWF at the same table. Only because I texted my best friend when I was on the couch next to her last week. Also, sat in the same room as three friends, while we all checked out Twitter at the same time. Yep…laughing.

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    Comment by Issa on January 11, 2010
  11. We tended to refer to it as “the snowpocalypse” around my office.

    And I hate that said storm made it impossible for me to leave my townhouse and join in on the fun. I can’t imagine the hills in your neighborhood (let alone, your driveway) being all that navigable with the ice.

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    Comment by Darcey on January 11, 2010
  12. Words with Friends?
    .-= Katie´s last blog ..Note to self – don’t write emails whilst being all emotional and stuff. =-.

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    Comment by Katie on January 11, 2010
  13. Dude, I am totally buying jeggings. Probably from AmApp. I KNOW. (I miss you! Come to NYC! Bring Emily! We have stuff to talk about.)

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    Comment by metalia on January 11, 2010
  14. When do I get a snow day? I want one!!

    Looks like you guys had a great time!

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    Comment by Chris on January 12, 2010
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