Monthly Archives: December 2009

…touristy goodness. and my apples don’t fall far or some such idiom.

I have disappeared, some of you may have noticed. And if you haven’t noticed, then that totally makes you an asshole. OR you have also disappeared because you also have been swallowed by the family and friends annual holiday vortex in which case I will forgive you fully and completely…

things I know.

I do not have a clue what is going on the internet. I haven’t been on twitter. I haven’t been on skype. I haven’t read any blogs. I haven’t shopped. I haven’t worked. I haven’t played Friends with Words. I haven’t picked up the book I am reading. I haven’t…

Why do they call it ‘winter break’ when I won’t get a break at all until the kids go back to school in January? It’s totally like labor day…complete misnomer.

Usually around this time of year, we are getting ready to pack the family up and fly down to Atlanta for the holidays, which means that someone has the stomach flu, or our flights have been canceled or delayed, or I am making lofty goals about not looking like the…

GOOD THINGS.

Well, this past weekend was chock-full of all sorts of good things. And not really just good things. The kind of GOOD THINGS that need to be written in all-caps and that make your knees wobble just a little bit. And I’m going to ignore the fact that all three…

The Tits: December Edition

Since it’s been all whine mixed with kvetch around here lately, blah blah blah my children are monsters who ruined my house, I figured I would finally get to the tits list I promised… ALSO, since many of you asked about the TITS. It originated here, when I stole it…

And THIS is why I keep them even though they have light saber fights with crayola markers and spill drinks on laptops

Isabella singing in the car… “Mommy, do you know this song that I learned in school…one little, two little, three little idiots….” “Um. No, my love, I don’t think that’s how it goes. I think it’s Indians” “Mommy, yes. Those are the words. You don’t know anything because you are…

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