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	<title>Comments on: why I should never be left alone to my own devices; a play in two parts.</title>
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	<description>a little bit southern peach. a little bit midwestern cheesehead. a little bit canuck. no wonder i need therapy.</description>
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		<title>By: Wendy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wendy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they&#039;ll sell you a birthday cake when it&#039;s not your birthday?!  oy. i&#039;m in such trouble now.  why did i never think of that?  thanks. not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://letthedogin.com'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bce6474fc1d6e3ed11338da555615244?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>they&#8217;ll sell you a birthday cake when it&#8217;s not your birthday?!  oy. i&#8217;m in such trouble now.  why did i never think of that?  thanks. not.</p>
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		<title>By: Heather B.</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1017488</link>
		<dc:creator>Heather B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m laughing so damn hard right now...

I&#039;m actually crying. I cannot wait for Thanksgiving.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://nopasanada.org'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/079300940eb69a4a38439d69d5b8e497?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I&#8217;m laughing so damn hard right now&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m actually crying. I cannot wait for Thanksgiving.</p>
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		<title>By: Angella</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016797</link>
		<dc:creator>Angella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t get turkey thanks to arriving home at 6PM last night. (We had hot dogs and KD. AWESOME.)

Can I come to your house for Thanksgiving too?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.dutchblitz.net/'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/3f1ade89c929234cdba66d0925c00488?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I didn&#8217;t get turkey thanks to arriving home at 6PM last night. (We had hot dogs and KD. AWESOME.)</p>
<p>Can I come to your house for Thanksgiving too?</p>
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		<title>By: jonniker</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016774</link>
		<dc:creator>jonniker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We&#039;re going to be by ourselves this Thanksgiving and let me tell you, you&#039;re making Atlanta sound tempting. I could teach your stepmom the difference between Mariah Carey and Beyonce!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://jonniker.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/4d32435216477206fc0041a8842a0701?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>We&#8217;re going to be by ourselves this Thanksgiving and let me tell you, you&#8217;re making Atlanta sound tempting. I could teach your stepmom the difference between Mariah Carey and Beyonce!</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016746</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Reminds me of that old joke. 

How did Helen Keller go deaf in her left ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron.

How did she go deaf in her right ear?

They called back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.avitable.com'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/95b0eba7773404bd35a84095f74f852b?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Reminds me of that old joke. </p>
<p>How did Helen Keller go deaf in her left ear?</p>
<p>The phone rang and she answered the iron.</p>
<p>How did she go deaf in her right ear?</p>
<p>They called back.</p>
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		<title>By: Lan</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016672</link>
		<dc:creator>Lan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I burnt my finger the same way, and ouch!!  Now I just flick a drop of water on the iron and listen for the sizzle.  I learnt the hard way.  Thanks for the bday wishes.  I missed you too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/4b378323f1e794c768caa751262239f9?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></span>I burnt my finger the same way, and ouch!!  Now I just flick a drop of water on the iron and listen for the sizzle.  I learnt the hard way.  Thanks for the bday wishes.  I missed you too.</p>
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		<title>By: LAVENDULA</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016671</link>
		<dc:creator>LAVENDULA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg ali you are so silly putting your finger on the hot iron ouch!!!!is it wrong that i laughed a little when i read that? and thanx i had a nice thanksgiving what exactly does mazel tov mean</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ec5784301149b62adc6f249b5277ac02?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></span>omg ali you are so silly putting your finger on the hot iron ouch!!!!is it wrong that i laughed a little when i read that? and thanx i had a nice thanksgiving what exactly does mazel tov mean</p>
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		<title>By: Betty Crocker</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016666</link>
		<dc:creator>Betty Crocker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once got my finger stuck in a hot glue gun. While it was on. And then I stood there totally freaking out because MY FINGER IS STUCK IN A HOT GLUE GUN AND IT IS ON.

Also...I don&#039;t think I could live in Canada now. Thanksgiving before Halloween just confuses me...what do you EAT during the entire month of November??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://bettycrockerexperiment.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/4c18f8b4405be47277e0222fcbd57e0c?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I once got my finger stuck in a hot glue gun. While it was on. And then I stood there totally freaking out because MY FINGER IS STUCK IN A HOT GLUE GUN AND IT IS ON.</p>
<p>Also&#8230;I don&#8217;t think I could live in Canada now. Thanksgiving before Halloween just confuses me&#8230;what do you EAT during the entire month of November??</p>
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		<title>By: slynnro</title>
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		<dc:creator>slynnro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I come to your house?  My house has no drunk people and no HB.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.slynnro.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/6d238b3e894ba1d85f6f58420a30f206?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Can I come to your house?  My house has no drunk people and no HB.</p>
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		<title>By: ClassyFabSarah</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2009/10/12/why-i-should-never-be-left-alone-to-my-own-devices-a-play-in-two-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-1016598</link>
		<dc:creator>ClassyFabSarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that red velvet cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory on that plate?

Cause I&#039;d knock somebody over for a slice of that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.inmyblondelife.blogspot.com/'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/b8a8bfbc8dd305289b3e92daf0f84788?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Is that red velvet cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory on that plate?</p>
<p>Cause I&#8217;d knock somebody over for a slice of that.</p>
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