Monthly Archives: August 2009

homecoming: not good for the ass. or the boobies. BUT! I have a DVR!

I’m just warning you before I start rambling that at the end of this post I will be posting a video that you, like I did, will probably find hilarious. and you will likely watch it more than once to see if, well, if it IS, indeed a wiener (well,…

If you give a kid a sharpie…

we are a crayola crayons kind of family because my children simply cannot be trusted with markers or pens. (it’s not because I love to sniff crayons. no ma’am. it’s not. pinky swear) (ps. side note…did you know that you can buy crayon perfume? seriously. WHA?) I mean, seriously. Each…

The Return of the Tits (List). AKA What I am Loving Rightthisverysecond

Black Eyed Peas. oh my god. this is a band that I have loathed for YEARS. they have always topped my “this shit is totally overrated” lists. but, my god. I cannot stop listening to them right now. my roots. They are growing in AUBURN. corn-on-the-cob vintage 1950s accessories, especially…

Looking For Fluffy

I kind of stay away from blogs (seriously…why do I loathe that word so much…blawg. the way my non-bloggy friends use it like it’s a nasty word…”hey, Ali, are you going to put this on your blaaaaawwwwwwwg?”) that tend to be whiney whiney whine whine and steer more towards the…

sam’s mom and other freaks.

Meet Sam. We know this because Sam was wearing a name tag. Sam was a little boy who liked to steal trains from little girls in the children’s book section of Barnes and Noble. Sam was also an unaccompanied minor. Sam played bullied without any parental guidance (and I’m pretty…

bump. bump. bump.

Life is filled with bumps. Lots and lots of bumps. Like when you have been in Atlanta for almost 3 weeks and you just cannot get your internet connection to work properly…no matter how many hours your husband  – who possesses a degree in computer science – spent trying to…

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