February 25 09

Emily lost a tooth today that wasn’t loose. the tooth that has been loose for almost a year, the one that has the adult tooth grown in UNDERNEATH it (think: my daughter = shark), the one she talks about non-frigging-stop, however, is still in. not coming out. ever. TYPICAL Emily.

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(she also gives good crazy eye. which i prefer to her usual eye of choice, the stink eye)

She did write a lovely letter to the tooth fairy with a little questionnaire attached, asking such personal questions as: Are you a boy or a girl? or both? (BOTH?!?)

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(she also asked for $100. she got $5) ($5! i know)

Emily muttered something in Chinese. i think. it sounded Chinese, at least. when i said, “what the heck does that mean?” Josh said, “oh, Zachary says that means ‘what the fuck’” TYPICAL Josh. (it was actually ‘happy new year’ in Chinese. it was Chinese! i was right! oh, wait, my son said the f-word) (only he had NO idea it was the f-word)
Tonight Isabella went tumbling down the stairs. from top to bottom. boom buh buh buh boom. after a brief cry she tried to convince me that her fall had actually broken the third step from the bottom and while i was still having a heart attack, she ran off to go chase the dog around the house. it’s like i have two puppies.  TYPICAL Isabella.

The husband downloaded a movie for us to watch together. nice. only when we sat down to actually watch the movie we saw a naked Philip Seymour Hoffman pounding a naked Marisa Tomei. vomit. TYPICAL husband. he’s very into Marisa Tomei right now, thanks to a nudie pole scene in The Wrestler. not even an only semi-greasy Ethan Hawke could make me want to keep watching…so off to a gchat party I went where i may or may not have written ” I CAN HAZ TEH LOOPZ” and then may or may not have cried from laughing so hard at, well, myself. TYPICAL ali. and then i fucking lost my shit when Bob the trainer cried on The Biggest Loser. and then i realized that he is a trainer and needs to stop the waterworks and go and peddle some ziploc bags and, um, i don’t know, TRAIN??! (and then my husband told me i use the F-word too much) (and then i told myself i use parentheticals altogether too much)

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  1. I love your use of parentheses (probably spelled wrong sorry).
    what did you think of The Wrestler?
    I was thrilled that Sean Penn won – I love love love him. However Mickey Rourke was pretty dang good in his role too.

    monstergirlees last blog post..Middle of the Road

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    Comment by monstergirlee on February 25, 2009
  2. The way I remember it, I was the funniest part of that Gchat.

    ~~well, there’s certainly no question that you were funnier than i was ;) ~Ali

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    Comment by slynnro on February 25, 2009
  3. I was so not a fan of Before the Devil Knows Your Dead. How effed up was that movie?

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    Comment by Camels & Chocolate on February 25, 2009
  4. You do realize that she signed the note “good night tooth fairys mom and dad” right?

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    Comment by SciFi Dad on February 25, 2009
  5. Crazy eye and stink eye. Oh Ali, I so understand that.

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    Comment by OHmommy on February 25, 2009
  6. I hated that movie too. It made me depressed for days.

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    Comment by Julienne on February 25, 2009
  7. love how she asked for 100 dollars sounds just like my son. The first time around the tooth fairy gave 5 dollars and the next 5 times only 3 dollars and we had to hear about how the tooth fairy wasn’t giving enough each time!

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    Comment by kelley on February 25, 2009
  8. I always thought of the Tooth Fairy as a girl. Though, I guess it could be a boy… That is going to bother me for the rest of the day.

    $5? Seriously? We give $2 and that is it. I guess we are cheap.

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    Comment by WickedStepMom on February 25, 2009
  9. Oh, she is adorable. We used to call those teeth, gremlin teeth. Not sure the reference would impress a kid these days.

    kgirls last blog post..No, this is not my post

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    Comment by kgirl on February 25, 2009
  10. I f’n love parentheticals! Damn, they are hot! My new post may damn well be littered with them, which would be so very typically me!

    differentkindofgirls last blog post..i met your children. what did you tell them?

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    Comment by differentkindofgirl on February 25, 2009
  11. Bob crying made me uncomfortable.
    Jillian peddling the ziplocs annoyed me.
    And I hate that it was 1hr becuase of Obama. But Obama is genius (If he can pull this off – wow!)
    But I get another dose of The Biggest Loser tonight…
    I say the fuck word too often as well.
    And Emily is just a gem! How’d the tooth fall out if it wasn’t loose?

    Christines last blog post..Eva found a poop

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    Comment by Christine on February 25, 2009
  12. ooooh. I spelled because wrong. I hate when I do that.

    Christines last blog post..Eva found a poop

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    Comment by Christine on February 25, 2009
  13. $5?! Not only did I only get $1, but I got it in silver dollar form, which I wasn’t allowed to spend because they’re “special.” Not even fair.

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    Comment by MonsteRawr on February 25, 2009
  14. I love the ‘both’ option. Yes I do think the tooth fairy is booth. I’m going to teach my kids that when the time comes :-)

    Emmas last blog post..The mundane

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    Comment by Emma on February 25, 2009
  15. OMG, LOVE CRAZY EYES!!!

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    Comment by Haley-O on February 25, 2009
  16. Parentheticals are all sorts of awesome (Seriously)(I love to use them).

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    Comment by Angella on February 25, 2009
  17. My daughter left a list of questions for the tooth fairy too. She accused me of being the tooth fairy because the handwriting was the same as mine. Ugh. She’s getting too observant!

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    Comment by Stacy Quarty on February 25, 2009
  18. I know I was not the funniest part of the gchat. I was laughing too hard to come up with anything funny. (The tearz! They is fallinz.) I think my best contribution was froot loopz.

    I love Isabella. When I come visit you, I may take her home with me.

    Also, my friend, she was born with all permanent baby teeth. NONE of them came out. She had to have them all surgically removed. Be glad that Emily’s just got one.

    Kristabellas last blog post..Serenity Now

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    Comment by Kristabella on February 25, 2009
  19. I gave up cussing for lent. It has been so fucking hard to do.

    gorillabunss last blog post..cocoa pebbles

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    Comment by gorillabuns on February 25, 2009
  20. does that say “you are my mom and dad I know”

    She’s hilarious!

    Katies last blog post..Cut Puppy by Dior

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    Comment by Katie on February 25, 2009
  21. I have a sharky looking child as well. I think he’ll be that way permanently. Stupid teeth.

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    Comment by Karly on February 25, 2009
  22. Your little girl sounds adorable!

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    Comment by drama on February 26, 2009
  23. Hilarious!
    But ewww Philip Seymour Hoffmannaked??
    Gross….
    I can’t even look at him with clothes on- never mind nude and sockin it to Marisa Tomei.
    Shudder.
    What was up with that hat he was wearing at the Oscars?
    Love his acting, him naked- not so much.
    Wouldn’t mind seeing Bob naked though.

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    Comment by petitegourmand on February 26, 2009
  24. I’m a bit sad, but must say – my kids went to bed late (typical) and that video, from the “lost post” (I know it was taken down, but it’ll resurface one day like an unaired episode of Dallas) um…almost made me lose my shit. WTF?!?

    Colleen – Mommy Alwas last blog post..I really just want to bitch and whine, but I won’t.

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    Comment by Colleen - Mommy Alwa on February 27, 2009
  25. I’m not going to be happy at tooth-losing time. They worked so hard and complained so much getting those teeth in the first place!

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    Comment by Chris on February 27, 2009
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