Monthly Archives: January 2009

How a Kirstie Alley movie has quickly risen to become my all-time favorite

Emily (who is, by birth, turning 8 in 6 weeks, but, by attitude, is probably turning an age closer to, um, about 14): Why does Indiana have to wear a cone?? Me: well, because he’s a dog. and he likes to lick his, um, man bits. and since that’s where he…

gifts i don’t get enough

My sister and i should never be allowed to be alone together. When we are, we do things like get naked and compare our thighs, searching for cellulite (why yes, we were both blessed with lovely eastern european pulkes…oh, yes, the pulkes. thanks, bubbe!). and while those of you without…

it’s official.THE most embarrassing story.

i should be telling you about how on the day i left for my three days in the city, Isabella had a three-drawer chest fall on her AND Emily dropped what may-or-may-not have been real diamond earring down the bathtub drain AND i dropped my favorite eye shadow (all that…