Monthly Archives: December 2008

some holiday tips from Ali

1. when someone gives your three-year-old some paint, do not allow said three-year-old to disappear from sight…because you will be spending the better half of your afternoon on the floor scrubbing the red paint off the bedroom carpet. 2. when you visit the coca cola museum with your children…do NOT…

it’s only three days in and my j brand cigarette skinnies are already tight.

do you know how many seats are on an Air Tran 737? well, the husband knew, thanks to the wonder of the blackberry…and because it was Christmas Eve, knowing the answer earned him three business class upgrades. So he and Josh and Isabella sat up front in the land of roomier seats…

we named the dog indiana

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Casa de Martell and our newest member, Indiana!!

it says frah-gee-lay. it must be italian.

the second best thing about having a mirena iud is that i don’t get my period. ever. (before you go and get all in my face telling me that i’m providing too much information, just be thankful i’m not talking about orgasmic childbirth. aha. although, i’m not one to judge…)…

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah

There’s no one on the roads. no one in the Tim Horton’s drive-thru. no one in the office parking lot. no one at work. i’m the only asshole here. in a hoodie and skinny jeans and uggs. because it’s -14 outside. you know what -14 canadian is? IT’S FROZEN BOOGER…

snowmaggedon and ginger-casualties

so, Snowmaggedon was supposed to start last night. we were supposed to get 50 cm of snow. They were showing clips of people getting bumped on Air Canada, being begged to take earlier flights, so that they’d make it to their destinations by christmas. There were advisories. There are live…

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