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	<title>Comments on: quite possibly the longest red light ever</title>
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	<description>a little bit southern peach. a little bit midwestern cheesehead. a little bit canuck. no wonder i need therapy.</description>
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		<title>By: Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; gobble. gobble.</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/10/14/quite-possibly-the-longest-red-light-ever/comment-page-2/#comment-824178</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; gobble. gobble.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] while yes, i DID have a Thanksgiving in October, it&#8217;s not the same. it&#8217;s on MONDAY. there&#8217;s no all-day football. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] while yes, i DID have a Thanksgiving in October, it&#8217;s not the same. it&#8217;s on MONDAY. there&#8217;s no all-day football. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Renée aka Mekhismom</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/10/14/quite-possibly-the-longest-red-light-ever/comment-page-2/#comment-789819</link>
		<dc:creator>Renée aka Mekhismom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least you are an adult. When I saw a man doing this I was a child. And so fearful that I didn&#039;t even share the story with anyone. Truly traumatic. But when it happened again at an art store - yes the clerk pulled his wanker out - I was still quite disturbed. Sorry that this happened to you.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Renée aka Mekhismoms last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://cutiebootycakes.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-launch.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;It&#039;s A Launch!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.cutiebootycakes.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/eed99caee312fc1760be4b17cae5aff3?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>At least you are an adult. When I saw a man doing this I was a child. And so fearful that I didn&#8217;t even share the story with anyone. Truly traumatic. But when it happened again at an art store &#8211; yes the clerk pulled his wanker out &#8211; I was still quite disturbed. Sorry that this happened to you.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Renée aka Mekhismoms last blog post..<a href="http://cutiebootycakes.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-launch.html" rel="nofollow">It&#8217;s A Launch!</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/10/14/quite-possibly-the-longest-red-light-ever/comment-page-2/#comment-785357</link>
		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ew! I was walking on a trail with a girlfriend when we walked up on a guy just whacking away on a park bench. It was horrifying!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Courtneys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://fiveseconddanceparty.com/?p=521&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;My Husband, The Animal Rights Activist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://fiveseconddanceparty.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/8dce27d1486aa8baed0648d4939566d4?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Ew! I was walking on a trail with a girlfriend when we walked up on a guy just whacking away on a park bench. It was horrifying!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Courtneys last blog post..<a href="http://fiveseconddanceparty.com/?p=521" rel="nofollow">My Husband, The Animal Rights Activist</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: No Mother Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/10/14/quite-possibly-the-longest-red-light-ever/comment-page-2/#comment-785321</link>
		<dc:creator>No Mother Earth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Talk about your Red Light District.. ba dum dum.

I&#039;ll be here all night.

Do you like True-Blood that much?  I&#039;m not totally sold on it.  I have Anna Paquin issues.  I do, however, like the guy playing her brother and the girl who plays her best friend.  Still, I&#039;m not sure.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;No Mother Earths last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://nomotherearth.blogspot.com/2008/10/thank-heaven-for-little-boys.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Thank Heaven for Little Boys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.nomotherearth.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/1c079a12558c550b7b4b32aa0964d9ce?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Talk about your Red Light District.. ba dum dum.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be here all night.</p>
<p>Do you like True-Blood that much?  I&#8217;m not totally sold on it.  I have Anna Paquin issues.  I do, however, like the guy playing her brother and the girl who plays her best friend.  Still, I&#8217;m not sure.</p>
<p><abbr><em>No Mother Earths last blog post..<a href="http://nomotherearth.blogspot.com/2008/10/thank-heaven-for-little-boys.html" rel="nofollow">Thank Heaven for Little Boys</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: katie ~ motherbumper</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie ~ motherbumper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Noooooooooo - I turned the corner in a book store once and a guy did the same thing - I almost lost it.  Ewwwww.  Now I&#039;m scarred, my minds eye is feeling very dirty... and plaid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://motherbumper.blogspot.com/'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/f750ddb716b089b3092b44f589ff0326?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Noooooooooo &#8211; I turned the corner in a book store once and a guy did the same thing &#8211; I almost lost it.  Ewwwww.  Now I&#8217;m scarred, my minds eye is feeling very dirty&#8230; and plaid.</p>
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		<title>By: Tali</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tali</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1) When I was in Israel for the year after Israel as a young, bright-eyed, innocent yeshiva girl, I was walking through a park to the grocery store and heard a cough in the bushes. Instinct told me to ignore it but I looked anyways and there stood a man with his pants down holding himself and smiling at me. I ran like hell. 
2) My current apartment is in the back of our building and faces the back of the building on the next street over. In that building, there are not one, but TWO exhibitionist masturbators that stand at the window and get their kicks out of masturbating to us, the supermodels next door (another story for another day), anybody who happens to be in sight.  I had a shabbat meal a few weeks ago and in the middle of dinner, one girl said &quot;uh, there&#039;s a big, fat, totally naked guy staring at us&quot;. And there he was, right by his window. 
He tends to like it when we eat, apparently, but it&#039;s hard to eat when there&#039;s this big fucking guy stroking himself while staring at you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/32bbcf485c7ffb4cf9da9f244669686f?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></span>1) When I was in Israel for the year after Israel as a young, bright-eyed, innocent yeshiva girl, I was walking through a park to the grocery store and heard a cough in the bushes. Instinct told me to ignore it but I looked anyways and there stood a man with his pants down holding himself and smiling at me. I ran like hell.<br />
2) My current apartment is in the back of our building and faces the back of the building on the next street over. In that building, there are not one, but TWO exhibitionist masturbators that stand at the window and get their kicks out of masturbating to us, the supermodels next door (another story for another day), anybody who happens to be in sight.  I had a shabbat meal a few weeks ago and in the middle of dinner, one girl said &#8220;uh, there&#8217;s a big, fat, totally naked guy staring at us&#8221;. And there he was, right by his window.<br />
He tends to like it when we eat, apparently, but it&#8217;s hard to eat when there&#8217;s this big fucking guy stroking himself while staring at you!</p>
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		<title>By: Shamelessly Sassy</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/10/14/quite-possibly-the-longest-red-light-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-785182</link>
		<dc:creator>Shamelessly Sassy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love TrueBlood. But yeah, the gap between Anna&#039;s teeth makes me want to pull a quarter out of my pocket and see if it will fit through there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.shamelesslysassy.com'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/9c7bb3b2b2476b49706e982d627fedfc?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I love TrueBlood. But yeah, the gap between Anna&#8217;s teeth makes me want to pull a quarter out of my pocket and see if it will fit through there.</p>
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		<title>By: Undomestic Diva</title>
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		<dc:creator>Undomestic Diva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wha...?!

Fucking people, I swear!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Undomestic Divas last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/UndomesticDiva/~3/416571742/what-am-i-doing.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;What am I doing? Contest&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.undomesticdiva.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/477bb359e28bf6d40d0920ad7117f83f?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Wha&#8230;?!</p>
<p>Fucking people, I swear!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Undomestic Divas last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/UndomesticDiva/~3/416571742/what-am-i-doing.html" rel="nofollow">What am I doing? Contest</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Rhi</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/10/14/quite-possibly-the-longest-red-light-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-785101</link>
		<dc:creator>Rhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SICK.

People are yucky.

But, I too loved the McDLT, also, I love True Blood, but I do suggest dental work for Miss Paquin.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Rhis last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://rhiinpink.com/blog/?p=593&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Better Now&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://rhiinpink.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a66a0f8f2837c64ed8ca9584444daff6?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>SICK.</p>
<p>People are yucky.</p>
<p>But, I too loved the McDLT, also, I love True Blood, but I do suggest dental work for Miss Paquin.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Rhis last blog post..<a href="http://rhiinpink.com/blog/?p=593" rel="nofollow">Better Now</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Kim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have to tell you that I did NOT expect the ending.. how flipping creepy.. i feel like I got the cooties for you.. gross..

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kims last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.joggingincircles.com/journal/2008/10/15/wordless-wednesday-fall-fun.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wordless Wednesday - Fall Fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.joggingincircles.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/6f9c1cf059f6fd947a902a0087c0ea2d?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I have to tell you that I did NOT expect the ending.. how flipping creepy.. i feel like I got the cooties for you.. gross..</p>
<p><abbr><em>Kims last blog post..<a href="http://www.joggingincircles.com/journal/2008/10/15/wordless-wednesday-fall-fun.html" rel="nofollow">Wordless Wednesday &#8211; Fall Fun</a></em></abbr></p>
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