Monthly Archives: October 2008

a conversation between me and my spouse

him: what’s wrong with you tonight? me: i hate thursdays. they are such a total pain in the ass. and it doesn’t help that i’m trying to watch McSteamy…mmm…McSteamy while you are watching South Park on your laptop right next to me and are laughing like a hyena every 30…

i’m crazy spoon hand man…now give me some candy**

i’m trying to stay focused today and not think about the candy. because i took a vow. to NOT eat any candy from October 3rd until a week after Halloween. but, sadly, i can think of nothing else. oh, mini twix. (because really, anything mini, is AWESOME) oh, Reese Cups….

out of the mouths of the fruit of my loins.

fruit #1 me: swee’pea, what do you want for dinner? Isabella: i want to..um…i want to eat…pagina!!! yes! me: um, excuse me? Isabella: Pagina! i love Pagina! me: WHAT? Isabella: you know, that fing. the one with the noodles. and the cottage cheese. and the sauce. you know, pagina! me:…

bless me xanax

so, i didn’t end up seeing chaperoning HSM3. turns out that the party started at 5:30..but the actual movie didn’t start until 7. and wasn’t over until 9. it wasn’t happening. and 9pm was the perfect window to send the husband in between his work and his hockey. perfect. and…

son of rambow is not a sly stallone joint. and other ditties.

so, the husband downloaded this movie and was begging me to watch. i resisted. Son of Rambo, i thought? is that going to be like Son of Kong? um, yeah, no thanks…i’d rather watch the last 6 episodes of Six Feet Under (we are in the homestretch!) and then i…

oh what a night…this sex is on fire…

in general, i can’t stand falsettos. HATE. and in general, i can’t stand musicals that are built around the music of a band ala Mamma Mia or We Will Rock You…”Jukebox Shows”, if you will. Combine those two factors with the obvious lounge act-y music that Frankie Valli and the…

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