Monthly Archives: September 2008

got pie?

i’m looking for a good pair of spanx. sadly, though. i’ve tried ‘em. i’ve tried the power panties and i even attempted the midthigh body shaper which is a glorified body stocking that you CLIP onto your bra. but, because i’m a midget, they NEVER fit right and never sucked in a damn thing. all…

some Gabon-ing some forgery and some abby cadabby

anyone watch Survivor last night? anyone else wondering how it is that these people don’t know that they are going on Survivor and not, well, church? i mean..SUITS? really? anyone else think that Charlie’s little man-crush on Marcus is giving gay men everywhere a bad rap? anyone else wondering why…

an anteater who can’t get it up and NOT Jonbenet

this may be the most disturbing (and hilarious) thing you’ve seen all week. and no, it’s not the Sarah Palin being protected from witchcraft video, although that one was both disturbing and hilarious (and who says i don’t talk about politics? hmm?) no, this one came in our search to…

clearly this post has not had enough coffee yet today…

…because it’s ALL over the place. see: things A-D. thing a. i really, really wish they’d stop saying “…back in Kansas” on 90210. i mean, really? i get the whole “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” thing. but, i used to live in Chicago. and i would…

totally tubular…man.

as a child of the 80s…and a child of divorced parents…there was absolutely NO shortage of must-have-it-right-now toys. my mother waited in a way too long line to get my sister and i our very first hard-faced cabbage patch kids. (and i made the mistake of saying “jerk alert” when…

THAT mom

no one wants to be THAT mom. the mom of the kid who won’t go into gymnastics class because she won’t stop crying. the mom of the kid who bullies all the other kids on the ice. the mom of the kid who scores on the wrong net on the…

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