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	<title>Comments on: spam kills kittens. even the shaving ryan&#8217;s privates kind. ha.</title>
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	<description>a little bit southern peach. a little bit midwestern cheesehead. a little bit canuck. no wonder i need therapy.</description>
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		<title>By: dad</title>
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		<dc:creator>dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve always been a fan of &quot;Bright Lights, Big Titties.&quot;

dads last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.raising4boys.com/2008/08/20/updating-our-allowance-system/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Updating our Allowance System&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always been a fan of &#8220;Bright Lights, Big Titties.&#8221;</p>
<p>dads last blog post..<a href="http://www.raising4boys.com/2008/08/20/updating-our-allowance-system/" rel="nofollow">Updating our Allowance System</a></p>
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		<title>By: Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; loud and gaudy and silkscreen-y nostalgia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; loud and gaudy and silkscreen-y nostalgia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Friday we talked about spam. and porn movie titles. and i promised a starbucks giftcard to the [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Friday we talked about spam. and porn movie titles. and i promised a starbucks giftcard to the [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Bronnie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bronnie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha!! Love the spam.

Best one I ever got was &quot;Brad Pitt &amp; Angelina Jolie adopt Britney Spears&quot;

Made me giggle for ages!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha!! Love the spam.</p>
<p>Best one I ever got was &#8220;Brad Pitt &amp; Angelina Jolie adopt Britney Spears&#8221;</p>
<p>Made me giggle for ages!</p>
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		<title>By: Beck</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m avoiding Twilight, in part because I am just SO CHEAP.

My favorite spams are the ones that describe in gross detail how you too can express the woman of your dreams by shooting a load onto the ceiling. REALLY? That is going to impress me? In reality, I&#039;d probably think &quot;OH MY GOD, HOW AM I EVER GOING TO WASH THAT OFF OF THERE?&quot;.

Becks last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://frogandtoadarestillfriends.blogspot.com/2008/08/everything-is-okay.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Everything is okay&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m avoiding Twilight, in part because I am just SO CHEAP.</p>
<p>My favorite spams are the ones that describe in gross detail how you too can express the woman of your dreams by shooting a load onto the ceiling. REALLY? That is going to impress me? In reality, I&#8217;d probably think &#8220;OH MY GOD, HOW AM I EVER GOING TO WASH THAT OFF OF THERE?&#8221;.</p>
<p>Becks last blog post..<a href="http://frogandtoadarestillfriends.blogspot.com/2008/08/everything-is-okay.html">Everything is okay</a></p>
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		<title>By: Maria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do I need to start reading these Stephanie Myers books? Everyone else is...

Marias last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ImmoralMatriarch/~3/372424688/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Gimmie Gimmie&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do I need to start reading these Stephanie Myers books? Everyone else is&#8230;</p>
<p>Marias last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ImmoralMatriarch/~3/372424688/">Gimmie Gimmie</a></p>
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		<title>By: Kyla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kyla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These porn names are cracking me up! The people who come up with the tweaked titles really are sort of creative geniuses.

Kylas last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://khebert.blogspot.com/2008/08/and-on-fifth-day-he-was-absent.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;And on the fifth day, he was absent.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These porn names are cracking me up! The people who come up with the tweaked titles really are sort of creative geniuses.</p>
<p>Kylas last blog post..<a href="http://khebert.blogspot.com/2008/08/and-on-fifth-day-he-was-absent.html">And on the fifth day, he was absent.</a></p>
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		<title>By: nomotherearth</title>
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		<dc:creator>nomotherearth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ebenezer Splooge:  A Christmas Carol for the Whole Family.

nomotherearths last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://nomotherearth.blogspot.com/2008/08/did-you-know-that-jesus-can-read-feet.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Did you know that Jesus can read feet?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ebenezer Splooge:  A Christmas Carol for the Whole Family.</p>
<p>nomotherearths last blog post..<a href="http://nomotherearth.blogspot.com/2008/08/did-you-know-that-jesus-can-read-feet.html">Did you know that Jesus can read feet?</a></p>
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		<title>By: regan</title>
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		<dc:creator>regan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not a movie title, but such a great spam subject line: &quot;Stephen Hawking defends Paris Hilton sex allegations&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not a movie title, but such a great spam subject line: &#8220;Stephen Hawking defends Paris Hilton sex allegations&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret</title>
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		<dc:creator>Margaret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, back to try my hand (no pun intended) at movie titles.
The Porn Supremacy (&amp; The Porn Ultimatum....etc.)
A Streetwalker Named Desire
The Ass King of Scotland
Creamgirls
Sunsex Boulevard
A Cock and Lips Now

Now I have to go take a shower...ick.

Margarets last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;We Pass The Gas Onto You&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, back to try my hand (no pun intended) at movie titles.<br />
The Porn Supremacy (&amp; The Porn Ultimatum&#8230;.etc.)<br />
A Streetwalker Named Desire<br />
The Ass King of Scotland<br />
Creamgirls<br />
Sunsex Boulevard<br />
A Cock and Lips Now</p>
<p>Now I have to go take a shower&#8230;ick.</p>
<p>Margarets last blog post..<a href="http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html">We Pass The Gas Onto You</a></p>
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A Tale of Two Titties - best porn title ever!

I clicked on the Phenom video and it was familiar right away, but it wasn&#039;t until a couple of minutes into it that it came back to me - tennis, Angela from Who&#039;s the Boss. I think I liked the show, but it wasn&#039;t on very long so who knows? I never would have thought about that again in a million years if you hadn&#039;t posted that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Tale of Two Titties &#8211; best porn title ever!</p>
<p>I clicked on the Phenom video and it was familiar right away, but it wasn&#8217;t until a couple of minutes into it that it came back to me &#8211; tennis, Angela from Who&#8217;s the Boss. I think I liked the show, but it wasn&#8217;t on very long so who knows? I never would have thought about that again in a million years if you hadn&#8217;t posted that!</p>
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