Monthly Archives: August 2008

loud and gaudy and silkscreen-y nostalgia

They are airing special! classic! episodes of Beverly Hills, 90210 in anticipation of the new 90210. Christine and I IM’ed while watching the two episodes – Brenda has a sleepover/Kelly tells her rape story and ‘We’ll always have Paris’ – and mocked. we mocked the high-waisted pants. the silk shirts….

i steal things from hot women.

oh yes. i do. one of my internet girlfriends, FADKOG, left a list on her site yesterday of the things that she thinks are the tits. and she also left a little disclaimer on her site explaining that ‘things that she thinks are the tits’ actually means things that she…

things that only happen to me. also? why i download

Emily, to me, this morning: “Mommy, you look SO much like Jamie Lynn Spears today” me: “oh. really. great. EXACTLY the look i was going for” (insert sarcasm here) Emily: “but, the Zoey 101 version. not the big and pregnant version” me: “thanks. um. i think” and. um. i think…

five things making me happy right this very second…

1. President’s Choice mini hummus packs. i swear, between the invention of this AND my year-supply of crystal light singles, my lunch has been SAVED! (my lunch…because at another time we will discuss how my children are going to starve in their peanut-free, meat-free school since ALL my son eats…

self mock. again. #932

i wish i could tell you about the great, great time we had at buskerfest this weekend. where my kids got balloon animals and got to milk pretend cows and were more amazed by the Fire Guy’s ability to blow up balloons with his nose than his ability to skateboard…

spam kills kittens. even the shaving ryan’s privates kind. ha.

things i am not at all interested in*: bringing back a time when the girls were mine free CialisViagra for me! watching Moulin Splooge. or Shaving Ryan’s Privates. or The Blown Ranger. or As Hard as It Gets. or Forest Hump. or When Harry Ate Out Sally. or Pulp Friction….

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