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	<title>Comments on: what i&#8217;ve done in the last fifteen years&#8230;(sadly, David Beckham isn&#8217;t one of &#8216;em)</title>
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	<description>a little bit southern peach. a little bit midwestern cheesehead. a little bit canuck. no wonder i need therapy.</description>
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		<title>By: Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; just me and dolly parton. without all the enormous boobs.</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-803854</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; just me and dolly parton. without all the enormous boobs.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] water cooler. i don&#8217;t have to wipe anyone&#8217;s ass. i can become an actual for reals published author. i can be [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Aimee Greeblemonkey</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-661479</link>
		<dc:creator>Aimee Greeblemonkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You *are* a rockstar. Especially with your white beanie.  ;)

And by the way. It&#039;s been a life&#039;s dream to illustrate a kid&#039;s book. hook a sista up next time you are in the mood to write a book, eh?

Aimee Greeblemonkeys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.greeblemonkey.com/2008/07/call-for-silver-platters-to-reunite.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;A  Call for the Silver Platters to Reunite!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.greeblemonkey.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/06cb706a0a57b5d95e5e5d537a45c3ff?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>You *are* a rockstar. Especially with your white beanie.  <img src='http://www.alimartell.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And by the way. It&#8217;s been a life&#8217;s dream to illustrate a kid&#8217;s book. hook a sista up next time you are in the mood to write a book, eh?</p>
<p>Aimee Greeblemonkeys last blog post..<a href="http://www.greeblemonkey.com/2008/07/call-for-silver-platters-to-reunite.html" rel="nofollow">A  Call for the Silver Platters to Reunite!</a></p>
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		<title>By: Camels &#38; Chocolate</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-658852</link>
		<dc:creator>Camels &#38; Chocolate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I JUST got home and am JUST catching up on all my reading and YAY!!! So glad you did this! Um, I had no idea you had published 10 books (see, this is exactly what these things are for!)! What&#039;s a little Becks interview when you&#039;re a famous children&#039;s author?!?

Also, your kids&#039; answers? Priceless. Can I borrow them? Just for a few hours?

Also...I love how you emphasized the spelling of my name, hahahaha. Just so everyone&#039;s clear, that it&#039;s not Krysten or Chryistiaen or anything equally as absurd, ha.

Camels &amp; Chocolates last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://camelsandchocolate.blogspot.com/2008/07/land-of-midnight-sun.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Land of the Midnight Sun&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://camelsandchocolate.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2d1511a443dc464f81188a5880ba4125?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I JUST got home and am JUST catching up on all my reading and YAY!!! So glad you did this! Um, I had no idea you had published 10 books (see, this is exactly what these things are for!)! What&#8217;s a little Becks interview when you&#8217;re a famous children&#8217;s author?!?</p>
<p>Also, your kids&#8217; answers? Priceless. Can I borrow them? Just for a few hours?</p>
<p>Also&#8230;I love how you emphasized the spelling of my name, hahahaha. Just so everyone&#8217;s clear, that it&#8217;s not Krysten or Chryistiaen or anything equally as absurd, ha.</p>
<p>Camels &amp; Chocolates last blog post..<a href="http://camelsandchocolate.blogspot.com/2008/07/land-of-midnight-sun.html" rel="nofollow">The Land of the Midnight Sun</a></p>
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		<title>By: andi</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-655608</link>
		<dc:creator>andi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How do your memes kick so much ass?  How?  Thanks for the tag.  I&#039;m going to leave a ridiculously long comment to make up for the fact that I may never actually do the meme - I&#039;m terrible at them!

I knew where you worked, but had no idea you&#039;d written books for them.  That is awesome!  I know it shouldn&#039;t make me like you more, but it does.

Also, the commando thing cracked me up.  

And?  I love #10.  You are fabulous, girl!  I really admire you for owning your greatness and not getting all self-deprecating like most women do.  Respect!

And so ends my novel in your comments. :)

andis last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://pootandcubby.com/2008/07/02/logic-has-no-place-in-preschooler-conversations/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Logic has no place in preschooler conversations&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://pootandcubby.com'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/f2ac23852f254d7fb2b1e405d444dbf0?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>How do your memes kick so much ass?  How?  Thanks for the tag.  I&#8217;m going to leave a ridiculously long comment to make up for the fact that I may never actually do the meme &#8211; I&#8217;m terrible at them!</p>
<p>I knew where you worked, but had no idea you&#8217;d written books for them.  That is awesome!  I know it shouldn&#8217;t make me like you more, but it does.</p>
<p>Also, the commando thing cracked me up.  </p>
<p>And?  I love #10.  You are fabulous, girl!  I really admire you for owning your greatness and not getting all self-deprecating like most women do.  Respect!</p>
<p>And so ends my novel in your comments. <img src='http://www.alimartell.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>andis last blog post..<a href="http://pootandcubby.com/2008/07/02/logic-has-no-place-in-preschooler-conversations/" rel="nofollow">Logic has no place in preschooler conversations</a></p>
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		<title>By: Pants Wearer</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-654622</link>
		<dc:creator>Pants Wearer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m calling a truce on the underwear posts. You win, ok? I won&#039;t mention my undies on my site, and you won&#039;t mention your lack of yours on yours. 

10? 10 books? Damn you straight to hell. I&#039;m going to go live in a cave and paint the walls.

Pants Wearers last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://flightsoffancypants.blogspot.com/2008/06/it-aint-just-for-babies-anymore.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;It ain&#039;t just for babies anymore&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.flightsoffancypants.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/34a92545c352c4e921f2b5a1646b99ce?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I&#8217;m calling a truce on the underwear posts. You win, ok? I won&#8217;t mention my undies on my site, and you won&#8217;t mention your lack of yours on yours. </p>
<p>10? 10 books? Damn you straight to hell. I&#8217;m going to go live in a cave and paint the walls.</p>
<p>Pants Wearers last blog post..<a href="http://flightsoffancypants.blogspot.com/2008/06/it-aint-just-for-babies-anymore.html" rel="nofollow">It ain&#8217;t just for babies anymore</a></p>
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		<title>By: thecoconutdiaries</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-654250</link>
		<dc:creator>thecoconutdiaries</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for helping me clarify my future career options. I&#039;ve narrowed them down to 3 things:  David Beckham&#039;s hairstylist, David Beckham&#039;s masseuse, or David Beckham&#039;s waxer.

thecoconutdiariess last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://thecoconutdiaries.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/ive-been-a-very-very-very-bad-wife-and-i-should-be-punished/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I’ve Been A Very, Very, Very Bad Wife (and I should be punished!)&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://thecoconutdiaries.wordpress.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/0eb5c7f28f2ab84a45bf7ca0418ed4a8?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Thank you for helping me clarify my future career options. I&#8217;ve narrowed them down to 3 things:  David Beckham&#8217;s hairstylist, David Beckham&#8217;s masseuse, or David Beckham&#8217;s waxer.</p>
<p>thecoconutdiariess last blog post..<a href="http://thecoconutdiaries.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/ive-been-a-very-very-very-bad-wife-and-i-should-be-punished/" rel="nofollow">I’ve Been A Very, Very, Very Bad Wife (and I should be punished!)</a></p>
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		<title>By: Chantal</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-654177</link>
		<dc:creator>Chantal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lots of interesting info in that meme. I didn&#039;t know you were published, cool! My niece and your daughter were separated at birth. I just spent the weekend at the cottage with her practicing her walk and hip hop dancing to any beat she could find. I guess you need to renew your vows in a few yours and do your wedding your way!

Chantals last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://chantal-blogaholic.blogspot.com/2008/07/recipe-swap.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Recipe swap&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://chantal-blogaholic.blogspot.com/'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/642d1c89fd2e932d4ebe2157f0cd2475?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Lots of interesting info in that meme. I didn&#8217;t know you were published, cool! My niece and your daughter were separated at birth. I just spent the weekend at the cottage with her practicing her walk and hip hop dancing to any beat she could find. I guess you need to renew your vows in a few yours and do your wedding your way!</p>
<p>Chantals last blog post..<a href="http://chantal-blogaholic.blogspot.com/2008/07/recipe-swap.html" rel="nofollow">Recipe swap</a></p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-654163</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your kids are so awesome.  And so are you...a published author!!  
P.S.  The crappy/lack of wedding photos just means that you can have a blow out vow renewall!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://www.lapetitechic.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/4f3e199aa205ec068b9130e22b592037?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>Your kids are so awesome.  And so are you&#8230;a published author!!<br />
P.S.  The crappy/lack of wedding photos just means that you can have a blow out vow renewall!</p>
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		<title>By: threeundertwo</title>
		<link>http://www.alimartell.com/index.php/2008/07/01/what-ive-done-in-the-last-fifteen-yearssadly-david-beckham-isnt-one-of-em/comment-page-1/#comment-654113</link>
		<dc:creator>threeundertwo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have no idea what your post is about because I got stuck on the picture at the top of the page. . .

threeundertwos last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LitAndLaundry/~3/324877866/creative-or-crazy.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Creative or Crazy?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class='eg-image' style='float:left; padding:6px; display:block; width:28px' ><a rel='external nofollow' href='http://litandlaundry.blogspot.com'><img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/e2502fe42484b5fd4bc3f9071b552b35?s=28&amp;d=http%3A%2F%2Fuse.perl.org%2Fimages%2Fpix.gif%3Fs%3D28&amp;r=PG' class='avatar avatar-28 photo' height='28' width='28' /></a></span>I have no idea what your post is about because I got stuck on the picture at the top of the page. . .</p>
<p>threeundertwos last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LitAndLaundry/~3/324877866/creative-or-crazy.html" rel="nofollow">Creative or Crazy?</a></p>
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		<title>By: Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; soccer, hulks, and alfs&#8230;and ali gets serious about Britney</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheaper Than Therapy &#187; Blog Archive &#187; soccer, hulks, and alfs&#8230;and ali gets serious about Britney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] &#171; what i&#8217;ve done in the last fifteen years&#8230;(sadly, David Beckham isn&#8217;t one of &amp;#8216... [...]</description>
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