Monthly Archives: June 2008

The Bruce McDonald Fragments

Her name is Tracey Berkowitz. Fifteen. Just a normal girl who hates herself. Normal. Yes. Possibly. Everyone in her high school hates her and calls her “it”. her mother drinks and smokes too much. Her father is a total deadbeat and uses his belt on his kids. She has a…

pocketables and robot musicals

yesterday i had the pleasure of interviewing the highly pocketable Bruce McDonald, director of many things, but notably of the soon-to-be-released Ellen Page movie, The Tracey Fragments. come on, look at him, don’t you just want to scoop both him and Ellen Page up into your pocket and take them…

whale of a speech. embarrasing ali story #884

if you’ve ever read this site before, you know that i have no issues making fun of myself. you know i tell you when i stick my ass through wicker chairs, and when i say ‘sweet the lick’ and when i have to pee in McDonald’s coffee cups because i’m…