June 23 08

the answer to friday’s found porn is: “Mama, they are light sabers, of course…” [insert eye roll here]. so, no one got it right…but your answers killed me.

so, with this apocalyptic weather we are having, it’s become near impossible to make any sort of weekend plans. But, on sunday morning, since it was 84 degrees and sunny, we decided to head to the water park at Canada’s Wonderland. we packed the car, changed the kids, lotioned ‘em up, finally found a parking spot. and it looked like this…

by the time we walked from the car to the park..

it was more like this…

so, went spent the next two hours at Chuck E. Cheese. i mean, sure, it’s no water park. but come on, it’s where a kid can be a kid. and where a kid can spend the entire time playing skee-ball…

no joke. the ENTIRE time. all of her tokens were spent there. *sigh* she. is. me. although i would have mixed it up with some Elvis pinball too. Josh, on the other hand, spent his tokens in about 8 minutes, playing only the games where he could win the most tickets. what he doesn’t understand yet is that you need about 4,500 tickets to win, um, some piece of shit that you can buy at the dollar store.

on the way home, though, that’s when the real fun began.

the matzo ball sized hail. the flooding. we barely made it home.

but it was this guy who i really felt bad for…

OUCH.

also…temperature when we got home? 54 degrees. that would be a 30 degree drop right there. what. the. fuck.

i am disturbed by this news story. you know the one. the teen girls and their pregnancy pact. possibly the most ridiculous part of this entire story is not the fact that their dumbass girls decided that because they are bored they are going to become mothers (huh?), but more the fact that the dad of at least some of these babies is a 24-year-old HOMELESS DUDE.

Emily is getting the “don’t make any pacts of any kind with anyone” speech tonight.

and lastly, anyone watch Camp Rock this weekend?

Camp Rock is ALL we watched. the. entire. weekend. (okay, fine. i *liked* the movie. don’t tell, mmmkay?)

damn you, Jonas Brothers. get your songs out of my brain. i don’t want ‘em. you aren’t even cute. there’s just too much eyebrow action happening for me. raise your hands up in the air and scream! We’re finding our voice, following our dreams.
Cause we rock! We rock! We rock, We rock on!

FUCK.

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  1. We were driving back yesterday during that rain… the reports coming out of the area (flooded off-ramps?!?) were insane.

    But the storms we got overnight on Friday? Nuts.

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    Comment by SciFi Dad on June 23, 2008
  2. The weathe? INSANITY! Come here…it’s nice and hot for the kiddies to play in the water. Although you might risk melting because it’s so hot.

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    Comment by Kristie on June 23, 2008
  3. Oops, *weather

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  4. I will admit to watching almost anything ABC Family puts on the air. But I drew the line at Camp Rock.

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    Comment by Kristabella on June 23, 2008
  5. I totally worked at Chuck E Cheeses in high school. Longest seven months of my life.

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    Comment by She Likes Purple on June 23, 2008
  6. Holy crap, if I didn’t know any better I’d say that was Oklahoma weather!

    It is plenty hot and sunny here now for water parks and backyard sprinklers, but all my kids are begging for is Chuck E. Cheese! Glad they aren’t awake to see the pictures!

    So you call them light sabers at your house? At our house, it’s a wenis. heh

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    Comment by AJ on June 23, 2008
  7. Only slightly less comforting than the pregnancy pact is the purity balls these teens in Utah (and elsewhere?) are attending with THEIR FATHERS.

    There’s a Chuck E. Cheese just around the corner from my house, I just discovered. I kinda want to go, as it’s probably been 20 years since I’ve stepped foot in one…

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    Comment by Camels & Chocolate on June 23, 2008
  8. I’m blissfully unaware of this thing called “Camp Rock”… it’s all x-box and burps over here with the teen, baby.

    I LOVED Skee-ball when I was a kid. LOVED.

    marys last blog post..Woe is we

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    Comment by mary on June 23, 2008
  9. Chuck E. Cheese is like Vegas for kiddies. I can’t stand the noise level.

    And Dang. Now I have to go see Camp Rock.

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    Comment by threeundertwo on June 23, 2008
  10. Ali i liked camp rock and don’t ask me how many times the changeling watched it…and WTF? WTF is up with those STUPID STUPID little girls?a freakin pregnancy pact? a feckin homeless guy is the babys daddy?its time to bring back CHASTITY BELTS

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    Comment by LAVENDULA on June 23, 2008
  11. Those teenage girls are making me fearful over the fact I have a girl…and making me want to lock her in a tower until she is 30.

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    Comment by Angella on June 23, 2008
  12. That story is soooooo disturbing! I’m just…yeah I don’t even know what to say to that.

    I am lucky that i do not have to deal with camp rock ever. I had blissfully been unaware of this until I started reading the blogs about it. Still no idea who these jonas brothers are but i’m sure i’ll learn a lot soon.

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    Comment by Ashley on June 23, 2008
  13. Man the weather is crazy everyone… Mother Nature is pissed at us!

    I have Camp Rock waiting for me to watch on my tivo… maybe today, who am I kidding, I’ll catch it next month sometime

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    Comment by Tena on June 23, 2008
  14. thank god for DVR…camp rock will keep my girls busy for hours….shower time for mama!

    and the pregnancy pact thing is just so fucked up. what ever happened to the good old days when teens would make suicide pacts anyway? (totally sick thought and partially kidding)

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    Comment by swirl girl on June 23, 2008
  15. Oh you KNOW I rocked and rocked and rocked ALL WEEKEND LONG! I also spent many hours wondering if one or all are gay and could we slightly wax some of the brows? Please?

    I seriously was too into the movie.

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    Comment by gorillabuns on June 23, 2008
  16. That weather is crazy! I could spend hours playing skeeball at CEC. I wish my girls were old enough to do it with me. And that pregnancy pact in MA is wacko! WTF?

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    Comment by Angie on June 23, 2008
  17. I was wondering what became of the water park!

    We arent so much about the Jonas bro’s, but about ICarly and the Naked Brothers Band. Some of that shit is catchy!!!

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    Comment by Miss on June 23, 2008
  18. Hi. My name is Jasmine. And I liked Camp Rock too.

    Really liked it.

    I even liked the teenaged boys.

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    Comment by jasmine on June 23, 2008
  19. i FINALLY got to watch camp rock last night. LOL.. i liked it- even if it was horrible. husband and blake made fun of me for liking it. the songs are catchy and fun- and that girls smiles WAY TOO HARD ALL THE TIME. but she’s cute. the joe bros aren’t. but i still like their songs. :)

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    Comment by jennster on June 23, 2008
  20. Two things I don’t get in this world right now: this weather; the Jonas Brothers! What’s the deal???

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    Comment by Haley-O on June 23, 2008
  21. I don’t mind the weather in that it’s cool, which is nice because I hate hate hate hate the heat. But – if it’s crappy while we are at the beach house, I will be PISSED.

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    Comment by mamatulip on June 23, 2008
  22. Don’t hate me, but I thought that Camp Rock SUCKED. The kids loved it, but I felt that at least HSM has some decent acting. That poor Jonas Brother. Bad eyebrows and bad acting!

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    Comment by Chantal on June 23, 2008
  23. LOL…. we went to Chucky’s this weekend because the forecast called for showers. It ended up so sunny. But, how can you take away crack after offering it.

    We spent 10 dollars on tokens and walked out with a fist full of airheads. UGH!

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    Comment by ohmommy on June 23, 2008
  24. We are having that weather here in Indiana as well… it SUCKS!!

    Anyways, I just had to say I LOVE SKEE-BALL!! Best Chuck-e-Cheese game ever!!!

    As a child, I was obsessed with the stupid prizes as well… I guess I didn’t realize that you could buy them for $.35 at Wal-Mart.

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    Comment by Sarah on June 23, 2008
  25. It did the same today … thunder, lightening, rain.

    Crazy!

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    Comment by Teena in Toronto on June 24, 2008
  26. My dream jobs are either professional skeeball player or cab driver.

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    Comment by slynnro on June 24, 2008
  27. Wow, I could have totally bumped into you on Sunday! we got to Wonderland, walked to the water park, just in time for the downpour. We then sat in the change room for 1/2 an hour, it stopped, we took the kids on 2 rides before it got dark again, we made it to the car before the next downpour. We were going to go to Chuckee Cheese too but didn’t think I could stand the noise…we went for Greek food instead.

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    Comment by Maria on June 24, 2008
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