Monthly Archives: June 2008

ali likes sports AND eats a hot dog. it was legen…wait for it…dary.

I am a girl who likes sports. i realize this is not a newsflash. you read suffered with me this year while my favrette and i watched our dreams of Superbowl XLII die a slow, painful death. you suffered with me while i watched my dreams of a San Antonio…

swiper no swiping, ali is naked, and the mouths of babes

there are days that start perfectly. the kids are not total loons. i can get myself dressed and ready to go on time. there’s gas in the car. money on my timcard. no line-up at tim hortons….and these days happen, oh, about once every 3 years. most of my mornings…

18A 4RE and other such idiocy

(firstly, i must give a shout-out to my fellow green team members this morning. i promised (hi, Gerry!) if we won our first game, i’d mention it. and sure, we only had seven players show up, and sure we had to snag three players from the red team…but it sure…

The Bruce McDonald Fragments

Her name is Tracey Berkowitz. Fifteen. Just a normal girl who hates herself. Normal. Yes. Possibly. Everyone in her high school hates her and calls her “it”. her mother drinks and smokes too much. Her father is a total deadbeat and uses his belt on his kids. She has a…

pocketables and robot musicals

yesterday i had the pleasure of interviewing the highly pocketable Bruce McDonald, director of many things, but notably of the soon-to-be-released Ellen Page movie, The Tracey Fragments. come on, look at him, don’t you just want to scoop both him and Ellen Page up into your pocket and take them…

whale of a speech. embarrasing ali story #884

if you’ve ever read this site before, you know that i have no issues making fun of myself. you know i tell you when i stick my ass through wicker chairs, and when i say ‘sweet the lick’ and when i have to pee in McDonald’s coffee cups because i’m…

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