Monthly Archives: April 2008

trying out my new mouses? or mice? what do you say?

you’ll have to excuse me…i’m spending my morning attempting to use my new fancy scary mouse (cue ali’s readers: yes, ali, we get it. it’s time to shut the fuck up about your wrist already. we know you’re broken) so, yesterday, in addition to attending to my perc-ed up husband’s…

second time’s a charm

i’ve spoken before about how the husband and i have zero sympathy for each other as far as our hands go. i have tendonitis. in my right hand. there’s things i can’t do. like put on my bra and open jars. he has a broken bone. in his right hand….

an oddity…and a clarification (aka I HEART CANADA)

the strangest thing i have ever seen: 9pm. in our neighborhood. a couple, likely in their 60′s. sitting on lawn chairs. inside their open garage. in the dark. watching TV. possibly Oprah. what? what? what? i don’t understand. at first i thought teenagers..smoking pot possibly? but alas. no. these were…

identity crisis…would be made easier with the girl scout cookie

yes, i have been outed. an American living in Canada. still living as an American. (i do, however, partake in the occasional “eh” and i do wear tuques in the winter and i love using the word bum and i love my Canadian Tire money, even though i have never…

plague free and the infamous one-liner

it seemed most of you missed the hilarity of yesterday’s post and focused more on Lindsay Lohan’s skankiness instead of the fact that my 7-year-old daughter thinks that George Clooney is on the dollar bill…come on! that’s gold, people! no? no one? i guess it’s fair, she is pretty nasty…

of George and Georgia…again, something i couldn’t even make up…

Josh: “mommy…whose picture is on that money?” me: “George Washington is on the $1 bill” Josh: “Who’s he?” me: “he was the first president of the United States, hon” (ali kicks herself. must. move. back. to. the. states.) Emily: “huh…i always thought George Clooney was on the dollar bill…” i…

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