scene: last night…7:00pm. we are in the bathroom, ironing Emily’s hair. Josh is pretending to put on lipstick in his batman pajamas…so i guess it evens out. ha.
Josh: Mommy, Tyler’s cat has a rock in his wiener and so he has to pee out of his butt!
Ali: not sure it works that way, Bud. I’m pretty sure he still pees the normal way, but it hurts him.
Josh: (totally not caring one iota about my answer about poor Tyler’s kidney-stoned cat) Mommy, you have a hairy front private
Ali: yes dear (let the record show that Ali is wearing sweatpants. it’s only my own hair i dry in the nude. not in front of my kids…sickos.)
Josh: But only some of it is hairy.
Ali: yes dear
Emily: (giggle) it’s striped!
Ali: yes dear. thank you for sharing that
Josh: Mommy, you’re weird.
Emily: Josh, you are so dumb. all moms have hairy vaginas
Josh: i feel bad for Tyler’s cat. he has to pee out of his butt. *shrugs* (leaves room)Emily: *shrugs* (leaves room)
and then realizes that when she asked the question…”when do you stop undressing in front of your children?” she got her answer tonight.
(…but thanks, kids, for reminding me that i need to go see Argentina)
on a completely unrelated note…what do y’all think of this bedding??