the husband might have a broken bone in his wrist. so, he is at the hospital getting x-rayed. or waiting to get x-rayed at least. and this is what his wife is doing
because, she is, by far, the best fucking wife in the world.
because not since Cousin Eddie has anyone rocked a fur ear-flapped hat quite likeÃ‚Â she can
*i decided against the white bathrobe. i didn’t want to scare the neighbors.