December 18 07

the mind of a two-year-old is an interesting, interesting place.

well, at least my two-year-old.

on sunday we had this conversation:

“mommy, i need a band-aid”

“why exactly?”

“because. daddy said there are snakes in my head”


“and he told me. that the snakes will eat my bwains.”

“oh really?”

“and the snakes will come out of the nose! and huwt my finger! so, i need a band-aid.”


yesterday morning we had this conversation:

“mommy, there are ants on the floor!”

“there are?”

“yes. you betta put on your underwears.”

“okay. i’m trying to get dressed isabella”

“if you don’t put on your underwears, the ants will crawl up your butt!”

she sure has come a long way…

come on over to Juice today. It’s Tuesday Tease. I’ve got a little McLove and some nose-picking. it’s GREAT. ;)

  1. lol! that’s pretty funny.


    Comment by J. on December 18, 2007
  2. That’s some good advice… wear your gitch or you’ll have ants in your ass.


    Comment by SciFi Dad on December 18, 2007
  3. aww thats so cute.bella is precious isn’t she…my latest conversation with stinkerbell was her telling me not to touch the mouse(computer)because SHE was picking the Sweeney Todd clip we would watch and listen 3 year old is seriously obsessed with sweeney…


    Comment by LAVENDULA on December 18, 2007
  4. Our babies should hang out. They’d have some INTERESTING conversations!


    Comment by Rebecca on December 18, 2007
  5. Someone should tell Britney and Paris. They’d probably believe it too!

    Your girlie is a cute one! So funny too:)

    Mine is always talking about “when I was a teenager…” lol


    Comment by shay on December 18, 2007
  6. aaaw what a cutie!!


    Comment by Bronnie on December 19, 2007
  7. Holy cuteness.


    Comment by Aimee Greeblemonkey on December 29, 2007

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