December 4 07

stranger than Tara Reid’s alien stomach…

(although rumor has it, her scary, scary punchy belly is gone…along with everything except her scary, scary boobs)

stranger than Chinese nurses wearing dresses made of condoms to promote safe sex... (yeah, because that makes all kinds of sense.)

stranger than anything Britney Spears has done in the last two years…

…i downloaded a song last night. by Jessica Simpson. and i wasn’t having some sort of aneurism or anything. oh no, i did this on purpose.

you can hear it here.  (ignore video, if you please.)
to explain…I have a weakness for Christmas music.

(except for Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney or anyone else who sings it. makes me bleed from my ears when i hear it. oh, and Feliz Navidad is pretty cringe-worthy as well.)

I think some of the rules go out the window when it comes to Christmas. I’m certainly not much of a Jessica Simpson fan…although i did think she looked pretty hot in those daisy dukes...but her music?? usually, SO BAD. But her Christmas music, surprisingly likeable.
except the Christmas sweater. this one is NOT okay. Even on Colin Firth.

just a little PSA: please don’t take exception to this rule, even if i did download something by Jessica Simpson. please.

  1. I can’t do it…I won’t, no Jessica Simpson…no!

    I kinda like Colin F. in the reindeer sweater:)


    Comment by Cynthia on December 4, 2007
  2. I agree with Cynthia…I just can’t handle Jessica. Even when I can’t see her I still picture her singing while she has some sort of spastic fits. Chica may have been great if she knew how to tone it down…a lot.

    The reindeer sweater, however…that has to go. blek.


    Comment by AJ on December 4, 2007
  3. I think that may be a pretty dress…minus the smell of rubber.


    Comment by ~JJ! on December 4, 2007
  4. I’d take Colin wearing (or not wearing) just about anything. Reindeer sweaters included.


    Comment by alison on December 4, 2007
  5. Excellent movie quote title ;)


    Comment by Chris Cactus on December 4, 2007
  6. I can’t handle Jessica either. If she’s doing anything else other than confusing tuna for chicken, I must shield my eyes and ears.

    Oh my! That dress..and the sweater. Mirrors people, mirrors.


    Comment by Sandy (Momisodes) on December 4, 2007
  7. I love the Jewel Christmas CD. SO pretty! Even though Jewel normally just makes me want to smack her. So I get it.


    Comment by Rebecca on December 4, 2007
  8. I love all Christmas music, too, also except that horrible Paul McCartney song. What is that about? It’s awful!

    I don’t know about the Jessica song. I’m listening to it now, she still bugs. But I won’t judge you– I’ve got Britney’s new cd. With no excuse whatsoever.

    Sarah McLachlan has an EXCELLENT Christmas cd, btw.


    Comment by Sadie on December 4, 2007
  9. That is the most jacked up picture of Britney Spears ever!

    Oh and PS – I have Jessica’s entire Christmas album. I paid like 4 bucks for it after Christmas one year.


    Comment by Miss on December 4, 2007
  10. My favorite Christmas album of all time: sung by Mariah Carey, old school. It’s genius, especially song number ten on the album.

    I love Christmas music, and sometimes it really doesn’t matter who sings it. Also: I love Colin Firth in that sweater, amen.


    Comment by kerrianne on December 4, 2007
  11. Okay, I listened to as much of the song as I could stomach and I don’t think it’s much better than any of her other music. Love the song; the singer? Not so much!


    Comment by Anna on December 4, 2007
  12. OH THAT DRESS!!! I can’t believe you downloaded something by Jessica Simpson. Seriously, there is NO excuse. Ok, ok, who am I to judge?


    Comment by AbsolutelyBananas on December 4, 2007
  13. ok .. sorry, but ewwwww .. I just can’t stomach her voice …
    if you want a GREAT version
    try (Josh Grobin)

    And .. for some of the best Christmas music, definately the album Wintersong by Sarah Mclauglin as Sadie said.

    But .. by far my favorite is Celine Dion’s “Oh Holy Night” .. her voice is so powerful.


    Comment by Sarah on December 4, 2007
  14. Ah, the return of the reindeer jumper. I love that thing. *snort*


    Comment by mamatulip on December 4, 2007
  15. I don’t know. Even in that sweater, Colin Firth, is still pretty hot!


    Comment by M&Co. on December 4, 2007
  16. Sorry, but I could only listen to 2 seconds of that before I lit my ears on fire. She has a way of swooping her voice and making it sound so fake (to me at least). But I won’t judge you. I just added “Inconsolable” by Backstreet Boys to my blog.


    Comment by Lara on December 4, 2007
  17. I dig the Bill and Ted quote


    Comment by Bill on December 4, 2007
  18. Just so you know, Ali, anything on Colin Firth is including the Christmas sweater. Yes it is!


    Comment by Kat on December 4, 2007
  19. This has to be some of your BEST WORK! Love it. Am listening to Jess Simpson’s song now — pretty!!! I have to admit, I was bopping to her “These Boots Are Made for Walking” yesterday, at Toys R Us….

    Love Colin Firth in the Reindeer sweater! LOVE!


    Comment by Haley-O on December 4, 2007
  20. Sorry…that made no sense. I should have said:

    “Anything on Colin Firth is GOOD.Including the Christmas sweater.”



    Comment by Kat on December 4, 2007
  21. I secretly love Jessica’s Christmas cd as well :) You are not alone.


    Comment by FENICLE on December 5, 2007
  22. Tara Reid’s stomach makes me wanna cry and rip my eyes out. Ha!


    Comment by Kristie on December 5, 2007
  23. Great Christmas music,

    Mele Kilekimaka by Bing Crosby (his whole Christmas cd is awesome)
    Dean Martin Christmas
    All I Want For Christmas by Mariah Carey.

    Poor Tara Reid.


    Comment by Keri on December 5, 2007
  24. As long as they don’t re-use the used ones and make hairbands out of them (which apparently happened in China, causing young girls of about 11 to contract std’s).

    And the sweater is just lovely, as long as Colin Firth is wearing it…


    Comment by Jasmine Rose on December 5, 2007
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