stranger than Tara Reid’s alien stomach…
(although rumor has it, her scary, scary punchy belly is gone…along with everything except her scary, scary boobs)
stranger than Chinese nurses wearing dresses made of condoms to promote safe sex... (yeah, because that makes all kinds of sense.)
stranger than anything Britney Spears has done in the last two years…
…i downloaded a song last night. by Jessica Simpson. and i wasn’t having some sort of aneurism or anything. oh no, i did this on purpose.
you can hear it here. (ignore video, if you please.)
to explain…I have a weakness for Christmas music.
(except for Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney or anyone else who sings it. makes me bleed from my ears when i hear it. oh, and Feliz Navidad is pretty cringe-worthy as well.)
I think some of the rules go out the window when it comes to Christmas. I’m certainly not much of a Jessica Simpson fan…although i did think she looked pretty hot in those daisy dukes...but her music?? usually, SO BAD. But her Christmas music, surprisingly likeable.
except the Christmas sweater. this one is NOT okay. Even on Colin Firth.
just a little PSA: please don’t take exception to this rule, even if i did download something by Jessica Simpson. please.
You are not alone.
