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*[ 19 October, 2007 ]

Friday Smackdown #4 [ The Friday Smackdown ]

where do we even start with this??

oh, um, this woman is #1 on my husband’s list. yes, that list.

to be fair to him, when he chose her, she looked a little bit more like this:

what on earth has happened to Jenna Jameson?? When did she become so pointy-skinny and duck-like??

i’ll give him permission to take her off his list. along with Britney Spears, who used to be #2 (i think) back when she was more

and a little less

methinks it’s high time for a new list…

yikes!! i wonder what the claymates are thinking now??! i might put this on my desktop…just for the all-day laughs.

guess who’s in TorontoÂ other thanÂ Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel??

spotted in Yorkville looking rather bald-y and furry. but still HOT. mmmmm…..

who watched:

Heroes? Gah! Papa Parkman is the man of Molly’s nightmares! i’m pretty sure that mattandmohinder are my most favorite things about this show. “you’re the scienist” “that doesn’t exactly make meÂ an expert on nightmares.” ah, how ozzie and harriet. the wonder twins bore me. almost as much as superboy west does. zzzzzz….. best ~~line~~ word? “Golly….” loving the new orleans storyline. i can’t wait to see how it develops.

The Office? i didn’t think it could get worse than watching Pam angst. but Dwight’s? Office, you are killing me. ah…Dwight reading Harry Potter to Jim and Pam in their twin bed! Michael channeling his inner Meryl Streep! I love Italian food too. a lot! Darryl! Mose running next to the car (hilarious AND creepy)! The whomever fight! Check this out!Â

Survivor? Jaime and PG, you are dead to me. i loathe people who throw challenges. i mean, sure, i get why they did it…but the execution? little heifers. i really wanted Eric to side with the boys. i’m officially on the James love train. apparently, James is on the Denise love train. hahahaha. i guess he loves mullets.

Grey’s Anatomy? McDreamy’s speech made me squee up until that end bit where he told her that he’ll wait for her until someone better comes along.Â charming.Â my heart is breaking for Callie O’Malley right now. oh, how i love Grandpa Gilmore and his ’seriously’s. bambi needs to grow a pair for god’s sake. also…Derek’s protection of Lexie was strange and creepy. i hope she’s not the thing that comes along in his life…

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Shannon said:

I don’t know. I like Heroes (and I agree about mattandmohinder) but it’s starting to fizzle for me. I think they need to accomplish something with the story or it needs to get more intense. It’s never the same as it was the first season, is it?

Sarah said:

that was the first thing I thought when Derek was defending Lexie .. I sure hope not .. would turn me off the show forever…
Calli .. super heartbreak..man .. pretty rough..

Steph said:

I’m a bit disappointed in Heroes this season. I didn’t watch it last year but we bought season one on dvd when it came out and watched it in 4 days. The Office last night was the best episode this season. Michael shouting that he declares bankruptcy- oh my lord.

Chris Cactus said:

Jenna is just all kinds of disturbing now. As for Survivor, I loved the way they threw that. They were so, so stupid and so obvious.

Cynthia said:

Grey’s is pissin’ me off…I think they are totally going down the McDreamy Merideth sister road. Hot guys don’t come around begging you to spend the rest of your life with them every day. Get on board Merideth!

Rebecca said:

My husband’s list is PRETTY funny. All dark haired woman who look like me. So, that’s good news, right?
Oh, The OFFICE. When Jim was passionate about Italian food I just about burst into tears. I NEED TO STOP WATCHING THAT SHOW.

Joscelyn said:

I agree about Heroes…The Wonder Twins- first of all, of all the powers on that show, that is the least interesting, by FAR- second, I just kept hoping Sylar kills them. They bore me to death. Love MattandMohinder and the New Orleans storyline.

b*babbler said:

Seriously, The Office is the funniest thing going right now.

Missed Grey’s Anatomy last night, but can’t wait to catch up.

Have you seen Private Practice? Perhaps one of the worst things on TV right now (apart from The Two Coreys. Seriously, who approved that show purchase?)

Keri said:

I totally agree with you about Grey’s. McDreamy totally made me melt until that. I thought he looked different last night, do you think he has had work done?

haley-o said:

Jenna is BRUTAL now! Soooo skinny! And, definitely ducky!

Dory said:

I watched S1&S2 of Grey’s but haven’t watched them on TV. I need to catch up!!!

Dory said:

DUUUH… I meant to put that I watched on DVD!

*rolls eyes at self*

Audrey said:

Holy shit Clay looks like hell. Thanks for the laugh!

And thank you for the link to Schrute Farms. That totally made my day.

Kie said:

Loved the McDreamy speech. Can’t believe what a flake Meredith is….get it together woman. I think McDreamy had a haircut - he did look different (to Keri’s comment). Am so sad for Callie and even Alex this week - I think he really loved Izzie, or maybe it was just the shot to his ego losing out to George?

DaniGirl said:

OMG, that Trip Advisor site is priceless! I’m still laughing - thanks for that!!

nicole said:

#1. Didn’t even recognize Jenna J from that picture. SERIOUSLY. That girl needs to eat.

#2. JAMES IS MINE!! That is one of the finest men I have EVER seen, EVER! Then…he said that he finds Denise Sexy??? WOW. Not even sure what to think of that.

#3. Blondie and PG. I HATE them now. I want them to go down in the WORST way possible. NOBODY messes with my James’s game!

#4. Who is that fat man that kinda looks like Clay Fakin Not To Be Gay?

mamatulip said:

Okay, Jenna Jameson doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. She is so plastic looking she could pass for a personal floatation device.

I saw those pictures of Clay Aiken last week and I was literally shocked. What the hell happened to him?!

Ali, I was so pissed off last night watching Survivor. Those fucking bitches made me so. unbelievably. mad. It’s the first time in a long time that Survivor has gotten me MAD…must be a good season! Karma’s a bitch and I hope she bites those two in their asses.

RLGelber said:

I can’t believe those stupid people voted off Aaron! I sure hope Survivor has something planned that the bitches haven’t thought of.

Greys… Oh, my heart is breaking for Callie. God, Christina was such a bitch. I love the ’seriously’ guy. Seriously. Meredith better jump on the McSteamy train or Lexie is gonna snatch him up. Does she seem to get a little more attractive each episode or is it just me?

jasmine said:

Me thinks James is barking up the wrong tree.

anne nahm said:

Jeez, no one gets old gracefully!

Melinda said:

I enjoyed your post though once I saw the Clay Aiken pic I think my eyeballs were burned (2nd degree, I swear). I was not prepared, I am going to sue you.

Chantal said:

I don’t get the Claymate thing - or those grown women who love Zac Efron. Is it because they are so unassuming and unthreatening? They do know they are very very gay, right?

I’m gonna get hate mail now.

KC said:

I am now going to have nightmares of Clay’s gums.

andrea from the fishbowl said:

I’m still laughing about Trip Advisor. The comments are great. Did you see, there was one from “sprinklesmom” from Scranton?

Mike S said:

I always thought Jenna to be rather phoney before, now she just looks like she needs Grey’s anatomy’s help. Force feeding seems called for.

FENICLE said:

Fake ass people! UGH!

I have dvr’d those shows because we were gone last week on vacation! Can’t wait to catch up this week

Epic said:

I will kill myself if McDreamy ends up with Lexie. Okay, maybe not actually kill myself, but I’ll be upset. Really upset.

manda said:

This comment has nothing to do with celebrity gossip, and everything to do with the fact that I discovered a new sort of jawclip a couple of weeks ago. It has four little claws on each side, and is sort of curved. They are waaaay better than the old 6-pronged clips.

aimee/greeblemonkey said:

I literally jumped back from the screen and screamed like a little girl when I scrolled to that picture of Clay.

Nadine said:

I cannot believe you actually found a recent photo of Britney without her flashing her vagina.

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