October 10 07

i am addicted to victoria’s secret v-strings. seriously, y’all. i can’t stop buying them. i even make other people buy them for me.

the polka dots. the stripes. the stars. the hearts. the strawberries. the popsicles. the ice cream cones. the guitars. i’ve even got ones with mushrooms. pink, green, yellow, orange. they are gaudy and a little bit tacky, sure.

but i can’t get enough of them.

but, yesterday, i was sporting this new yellow pair

(question of the day: why on earth do they call them a pair of underwear???)

and i was trying to figure out what they said. now, sure, i was looking at the letters all upside-down-like, but i was pretty sure that they said:




what what what?

what does this even mean??

sure, i get the love me bit. and even the love pink part. (who knew the secret is that Victoria is a huge perv? pink. love pink.)

but the dog part?

love my dog?

i don’t even have a dog…

i’m over at UrbanMoms today snogging all sorts of literary characters…ten of them, to be precise, although i’m pretty sure my #7 – aka Prince Charming could be considered more than one…and my #2 – aka Tyler Durden could be considered none…since he was merely a fictional persona created by a fictional person. 

stop by and tell me yours…other than Mr. Darcy, of course, since he’s everyone’s…

or steal the meme for yourself!

  1. Ali, can’t help with the original q, but can tell I ain’t loving my DOG tonight, as he crapped all over Miranda’s Bella Dancerella dance mat in the living room!!!


    Comment by Heidi on October 10, 2007
  2. cute undies!


    Comment by Tova on October 10, 2007
  3. Hmmm, for some reason I can’t get into the v-strings….feels like constant wedge. Don’t understand the whole “love my dog” comment either…I mean I love my dog, but don’t want that pasted on my butt!?! Too funny.


    Comment by Julie on October 10, 2007
  4. so…here’s a shout out for a very special gal – Happy Birthday Girl!!! Hope today is as wonderful and special as you! :)


    Comment by Tova on October 10, 2007
  5. they are cute, and i do adore both of my dogs… but…
    Maybe it’s because their “spokes-image” for PINK is that little dog???


    Comment by misty on October 10, 2007
  6. hi Ali,i think its called a pair because there are 2 butt cheeks to fit in your panties hahaha


    Comment by LAVENDULA on October 10, 2007
  7. I’ve also wondered about the pair thing.
    Anyway, I love the v-string. i have many. But, you have to get the right ones. VS ones are far better than La Senza, if you ask me.
    I’m not sure why you want your underwear proclaiming you love your dog. That is a little weird. Like, I wouldn’t want “love me love my cat” though if you changed that for a synonym for cat I guess it would be appropriate. (sorry was that totally crude?)


    Comment by Laural on October 10, 2007
  8. The BIGGEST Victoria’s Secret secret is that Victoria was a man. That man’s brother is a good friend of my dads. Tooooooo fuunny


    Comment by Kristi on October 10, 2007
  9. Atticus Finch..i would attempt to talk him into dirty things. I mean surely he would participate? I am so stealing that meme.


    Comment by manda on October 10, 2007
  10. OK. Am I getting old? What is snogging? I couldn’t even get it in the context of the rest of the paragraph. Old and Stupid? Not good!!


    Comment by nicole on October 10, 2007
  11. Oh, my I WISH I still had the body to be able to wear anything but my granny-panties… Just can’t be comfortable in anything else. My daughter, however, LOVES V.S. Good thing we don’t have them up here in Canada yet, she’d have every “pair” (you’re right, that is weird…) they have.


    Comment by Maureen on October 10, 2007
  12. what about cat? what ’bout i love my cat????? so not fair. and, why PAIR of underwear, indeed!


    Comment by haley-o on October 10, 2007
  13. I just got a whole bunch of Victoria Secret as a gift.


    I love them!


    Comment by Keri on October 10, 2007
  14. Very timely…as I was reading this, my daughter walked through my room (yes, in this house my room actually serves as a passageway from the kitchen to the kids’ hallway…I can’t wait to move!) dressed for school today in her Victoria’s Secret Pink Collection t-shirt which reads:

    FRONT (with cute letters and embellishments): I Love My Dog

    BACK (ditto): Yours is Cute Too

    I have the same one. But we do have a dog and somehow the whole dog thing just fits with the pink thing for us.


    Comment by Di on October 11, 2007

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