Monthly Archives: October 2007

Hallowiener

ever since i made this wee little promise…. (yes. i am. crazy.) i’ve been in denial about Halloween. the costumes (the candy!) the trick or treating (the candy!) the pumpkins (the candy!) but it’s here. and i’ve got the shakes. no husband (he’s conveniently out of town), no candy, and…

on OTs and OCs…and a little Timmy love

So, Josh’s teacher, Mrs. Sussman, called last night to give me a little Josh update. These calls, the ones about Josh, make me so nervous. Last year, his teachers used to call to tell us they didn’t think he liked school. and that he wasn’t really absorbing what they hoped…

new hair and new babies

the husband keeps calling it farrah fawcett-like, but he’s totally wrong…because this is farrah: and this is my new hair: what? i see NO Farrah resemblance. yes, i finally let my hairdresser give me the side-swept bangs she’s been telling me to get for the past year. because they are…

Friday Smackdown #5

Guess who pulled a Britney?? attacking paparazzi with umbrellas is sooo 2006. the conversation goes a little something like this… Katie: “Tommy, did you forget your lifts again??” Tom: “Slouch woman!! slouch, use that bad posture we talked about to make me look taller” Katie: “Oh, and have you seen…

13 things i have worn…

…at some point in my life. because, apparently, someone thought they were cool. and i thought i was too.. 1. the joey jeremiah hat 2. the jelly shoe 3. the oversized flannel shirt 4. the tight-rolled jean 5. the sweater tied around the shoulder 6. the biker short (still looking…

“Alicia Martell, please go to front reception”

had you been in my building yesterday at, i don’t know, say, 4:00, you would have heard this announcement. only i wasn’t. in the building, that is. i was at my kids’ school, picking up carpool. (well, picking up half my carpool…since the other half was sent home with lice….

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