It wouldn’t be celebrity gossip with out a little Britney love snark.
yes, yes, we love to hate Britney. or we hate to love her. or we are just plain scared of her these days. but, can we draw attention, for just a moment, to Britney’s left nipple?? and come someone please explain the logistics of this to me? how are Brit Brit’s nipples so contortion-y. i mean, dudes, it’s facing the floor. the floor!
in other surprising news, Tom Cruise is a lunatic. Even Katie Cruise thinks he’s a little bit too glib these days.
Well it seems that everyone’s favorite Elron Hubbard lover (yes, yes, i realize it is L. Ron. was trying to be funny. guess it backfired…) is planning to build a $10 million underground bunker at his Colorado mansion. The reason for this, of course, is in case the evil deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ decides to attack earth.
i’m laughing so hard i’m jumping the couch.
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what thinks you? nose job? yes? no? maybe?
okay, i finally figured it out.
the sugar daddy.
the over 50 crush. this really was NOT easy. coming up with ONE. most people say Harrison Ford. Richard Gere. Sean Connery. even Ed Harris (?) not me. they do nothing for me. nothing.
it should come as no surprise to you that this choice has an accent. i love me an accent….mmm….Ewan, Colin, Jude, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Damien Rice (he’s new to my boyfriends. mmm…) ah. *swoon*
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