*[ 14 September, 2007 ]

pregnant? or just a really bad camera angle? discuss

i mean, i’m not really one to judge. i’ve had my fair share of days where i look well, more pregnant than not. and i have recently sworn off guessing whether or not my friends are pregnant.

but celebrities don’t count. They are just asking for it. you dress yourself in a green bag dress and walk out onto the floor at fashion week and people are gonna talk. she HAD to know that.

so NOT pregnant…just a dress that’s too tight….

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also so NOT pregnant…that’s just the style right now…i call it “the billow”

oh. my. and i thought i wouldn’t have any more Colin Farrell news to report…but get. this.

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Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor are in Toronto right now premiering their new movie in which they play brothers (why couldn’t I have gone to that movie??) but they decided it would be more fun to pretend they were, erm, lovers. i’m actually not even sure why i like this story so much. perhaps it’s because I am all hot and bothered thinking about the two of them. and me. is it getting hot in here??

When Ewan spoke to Metro, he said:

“Me and Colin Farrell lovers? Yes. You heard it here first. Friends, lovers, all of those things.”

And Colin corroborated his buddy’s story, adding:

“We’re lovers, but only physically. No movies, no dinners, or long meaningful conversations caring about how the other person is doing in their lives.”"We just like to make love every now and then. Once a year is going to be the deal, like Woody Allen makes his films.”

 

i’m thinking of bringing some celebrity back to Cheaper Than Therapy. Thoughts? I used to be all about the celebs…and then my girl Haley-O began cornering that market on her celebrity gossip site…but i’ve just sort of, well, i’ve been missing it lately, and there’s more than enough snark to go around methinks…i’m thinking Fridays maybe. Friday Celeb Snark?!

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Friday Snark would be good.
Someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. Nope, just fat.

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

Friday Snark sounds cool! If you enjoy and miss the celebrity stuff then you should do it - it’s your blog!

I saw a pisture of JLo in that bag dress and thought hmmm… is she trying to hide something? But now that I see that picture with the bump and now I’m really wondering - especially since she’s raising her arms; that would normally tend to flatten the tummy, right?

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

ABSOLUTELY you should! Has ZERO to do with my celeb blog, Ali!!! I’ve missed your celeb stuff — you’re so great at it. And, I know you love it. PLUS, you can put up more scandalous stuff than I can on my more “conservative” site. ;) Go for it!

And, I think JLo’s preggers and FLAUNTING it. ;)

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

I am definitely a fan of some Friday Snarkfesting.

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

it sounds like a great plan!
And before you mentioned the green bag dress, I was thinking the SAME THING! They are in the eye of the public, these people know when they look pregnant and when they don’t…

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

I would like snark. You can’t get enough snark, I say.

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

Bring on the celeb snark! I love it.
Oh - and did you hear the story about Colin Farrell buying a homeless guy a bunch of clothes and coats and sleeping bags, etc. and then giving him rent money? How cool is that?

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

If Friday snark brings more pictures of ewan mcgregor for me to drool over? Then absolutely you should do it.

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

Yummy, Colin & Ewan…
Friday Celeb Snark, sounds good to me.

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

J-Lo is totally preg…If she’s not, she should burn that dress…no wait,she should burn that dress regardless…;)

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

you know me - the more snark the better. bring it on, says me. :)

oh, and yeah, that’s a hideous picture of j. lo. even if she is pregnant, it’s not a flattering photo. and if she’s not? yeesh!

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

I am a celeb gossip whore. I’d love it if you did Celeb Gossip Friday’s.

I really thought J-Lo might have a bun in the oven.

[ 14 Sep 07 ]

Oh I DO love me some good celeb dirt.

[ 15 Sep 07 ]

I’d love some celebrity talk! And J-Lo does kinda look pregnant in that ehmm dress.

[ 15 Sep 07 ]

Nah, it’s not a dress. It’s a big Jalopeno!

[ 15 Sep 07 ]

Colin, though? Totally pregnant.

[ 15 Sep 07 ]

Every time a celeb has a little bloating they are pregnant!!!! Good thing the paparazzi aren’t following me :)

[ 15 Sep 07 ]

Happy Belated New Year! Sorry I’m a bit late…

I say, it’s your blog, you do what you want…

Having said that, my honest opinion, call me a loser–I’m not too into Celebs myself, but that’s just me :)

[ 16 Sep 07 ]

celeb dirt is good. JLo looks very preggars, but it could also be that bloaty time of the month… that happens.
I also heart Ewan; Colin not so much, a bit skanky for me. But another celeb blob post is always a good thing.

[ 16 Sep 07 ]

Wow…JLo does look pregnant there! She normally has very flat abs.

Yeah, the others..not pregnant. And they make me feel better about my belly, lol.

I would LOVE for you to bring your celeb snark back. I totally miss it!

[ 16 Sep 07 ]

You’re the best when it comes to celebrity :D

[ 17 Sep 07 ]

I never understood why Paris got so famous. I have always thought that Nikki was much prettier!

I would like some Friday snarkiness!

[ 17 Sep 07 ]

If we believe it every time J-Lo lets her gut hang a bit, she should have ten kids by now. I’m not believing anything until I see a head crowning!

[ 17 Sep 07 ]

Colin and Ewan, OMG. I mean, have you seen “The Pillow Book”? Lovers? Not sure, but I would love to be in a Colin and Ewan Sandwich.

[ 20 Sep 07 ]

Well, I think she has been looking a little more… puffy… than usual, but what the hell, she’s been hanging around at home a lot, maybe laying off the gym a bit, so whatevs. But the dress? Was a poor choice. POOR choice, Jenny.

[ 20 Sep 07 ]

Soma labs serogen….

Soma compound. Cheap soma. Antidote soma valium. Drug soma. Buy watson brand soma….

[ 27 Nov 07 ]

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