August 30 07

1. certain people who clean toilet seats at baseball for you…with the narsty, moldy brown and green bar-o-soap in the baseball bathroom.

2. This girl. sweet jesus.

3. trying to take your contacts out after you’ve eaten a suicide wing (and by laugh, i really mean cry)

4. Britney Spears and her brand new song

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5. Albi the Racist Dragon

6. Eric loves Jessica…and Amber loves Jesus. “God bless you, God”

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7. best. search. string. ever.

ready? wait for it…someone got to my site by googling:
“i want my husband to wash my vagine”

8. Miss South Carolina yes, some people don’t have maps…and some people don’t have brains…it’s a cruel, cruel world.

9. the whole “why cyclists wear black” joke i swear this one NEVER gets old for me…

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10. Superbad

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any movie that uses the word “perioded” as a verb? aces, i tell you. aces. also…just looking at Jonah Hill makes me lose my shit.

11. oh, Butters. He kills me.

Butters: should we stand from the front and show our weiners or stand from the back and show our behinds?

Kyle: (i think) i think it would be better if we just should our @$$ Butters

Butters: maybe we should stand from the back and stick our wieners through our legs and give her a nice fruit bowl!!!!!

12. certain British-ism like ‘bollucks’ and ‘wanker’ love them.

13. my bella monster.

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  1. #7 is CRAZY! I fell out of my chair.

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    Comment by Steph on August 30, 2007
  2. 2. Perverts, punks AND pansies? She’s a lucky girl! And there’s a whole lot of her to love, boys!
    Off to email that page to my husband.

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    Comment by Rebecca on August 30, 2007
  3. Poor Miss South Carolina…You had me at “Such as…”

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    Comment by Cynthia on August 30, 2007
  4. # 2 just is flabbergasting!!!

    cyclist should HAVE to wear black!!!!

    visit me @http://thenononsense.blogspot.com

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    Comment by No Nonsense on August 30, 2007
  5. Great post! Happy Thursday!

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    Comment by Nicole on August 30, 2007
  6. 7, 9, and 10 are killing me. Absolutely killing me with the hilarity!

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    Comment by Audrey on August 30, 2007
  7. Thank you for the laugh-out-loud TT…now, just how did you happen to find that gal on Craigslist? And just who is Craig???

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    Comment by Di on August 30, 2007
  8. You are just awesome for #5 ALONE.

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    Comment by hello insomnia on August 30, 2007
  9. LOL Miss oh – what state was that? I don’t have a map so I can’t remember to feel the poor children in Africa. LOL

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    Comment by mom not mum on August 30, 2007
  10. Ahhhh! Now I get it about cyclists and black. Very humorous list, incidentally.

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    Comment by Buck Naked Politics on August 30, 2007
  11. OH MY GOD. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. At it all!!

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    Comment by mamatulip on August 30, 2007
  12. yeah, i always laugh at the cyclist pic….

    and when Amber said “god bless you, god” i’m thinking, “i’m not very religious, but i’m pretty sure you don’t say “god bless” to god.”

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    Comment by Jodi on August 30, 2007
  13. I LOVE the Conchords. Giggle like a fool every time they’re on.

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    Comment by LoriD on August 30, 2007
  14. Albi the Racist Dragon is on constant repeat in the office this week – too funny!!

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    Comment by Kathryn on August 30, 2007
  15. It seems most of those red cyclists are waving, while one is on the nod.

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    Comment by anne nahm on August 30, 2007
  16. dood, that picture of the cyclists in red will be haunting me All Day. thanks much. :-P

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    Comment by lara on August 30, 2007
  17. I sure hope Amber goes home tonight….her and the God Da*n Crying! (literally)

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    Comment by FENICLE on August 30, 2007
  18. oh..the “perioded” in superbad was priceless. Not only did I laugh my ass off, I also began wondering why I had never thought to use that as a verb.

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    Comment by manda on August 30, 2007
  19. Poor, stupid Ms. South Carolina. She made my week.

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    Comment by Chris on August 31, 2007
  20. Did that South Carolina girl actually go to school?

    btw its “bollocks” darling, with 2 Os!

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    Comment by Nicholas on September 1, 2007
  21. OY! How did I miss this post! Whaddup Widdat? This is freaking hilarious. The biker one…killed.me. Kersplat. ;) I think we should rent Superbad when it comes out and see it again together over pizza and BEERSE. ;)

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    Comment by haley-o on September 2, 2007
  22. fun, fun list!! man, i wonder if ms. carolina looks back at her answer and cringes or if she doesn’t even realize how silly she sounded?! and those red bicycle shorts – i gotta give the bikers kudos – they must be extremely confident men! :P

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    Comment by Tova on September 4, 2007
  23. I love how you so eloquently meshed the stupidity of South Carolina with the bumpiness of biker shorts and the innocent charm of your daughter.

    This is life, right?

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    Comment by loren on September 7, 2007
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    And South Park has never been funny.

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