August 9 07

i’m slightly injured this morning, so you’ll have to bear with me that my thursday thirteen is a little on the late side…

yes, i realize looking at the picture that you can’t actually see anything. but i assure you, taking a hard softball to the hand is no fun and leaves you swollen and bruised. good times.

this week i decided to list some of the movies that i quote all.the.damn.time. movies with not just one or two, but too-many-to-count good quotable quotes. moves you can watch over and over and over again.

1. Naploleon Dynamite

“What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?” “Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”

“You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”
2. The Breakfast Club

“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”

“So, it’s sort of social. Demented and sad, but social.”

3. The Princess Bride

“Inconceivable!” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” “Do you always begin conversations this way?”

4. Ace Ventura

“I have exorcised the demons… this house is clear”

“I’m looking for Ray Finkle…and a clean pair of shorts”

5. Old School

“Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.”

“You know, when I get back there, I’m going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.”

6. A Christmas Story

“Fra-gee-lay… It must be Italian!”

“Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.” “All right, I’ll get that kid to eat. Where’s my screw driver and my plumber’s helper? I’ll open up his mouth and I’ll shove it in.”

7. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.”

“I do have a test today. that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who cares if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.” 
8. The Big Lebowski

“This is not Nam. This is Bowling. There are rules!”

“Isn’t that what makes a man?” “Mmm, sure, that and a pair of testicles”

9. Major League

“I’ve never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime.”
“Most of these guys never had a prime.”
“This guy here is dead.”
“Cross him off then.”

“Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.”

10. Airplane!

“This fog is getting thicker.”
“And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.”

“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?” 

11. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.”

“Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.” 
 

12. Anchorman

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”

“The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show… [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.”

13. Ghostbusters

“Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, “yes!”"

“Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.” “Is this true?” “Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick”

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  1. The only movie I haven’t seen here is the Big Lebowski.

    Should I?

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    Comment by ~JJ! on August 9, 2007
  2. Some of my favorites are in there…great list!

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    Comment by Nancy Bond on August 9, 2007
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  4. John and I always do the “Why’d you kick me?” “Where’s your brain?” one from Ferris. And who can forget: “Look, it’s real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I’m in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don’t want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!”

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    Comment by chantal on August 9, 2007
  5. Great list! May I add some of my favorites from the movies above?
    1. “Get your own tots, GOSH!”
    5. “Honey, do you think KFC is still open?”
    “Nice doll, Frank.” “Yeah, she’s alright.”
    12. “Do you really love lamp? Or are you just naming things you see in the room?”

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    Comment by Audrey on August 9, 2007
  6. OMG I love you! You just quoted some of my favorite movies ever!
    Napolean Dynamite – “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” Ha.
    Ace Ventura – “Ventuuurrraaa” “Yes Satan?”
    Old School – “Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!”
    “I’ve had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep. ”
    Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say “Fuck, shit, bitch.”
    Cock. Balls.
    I’m just trying to make a point, Frank. You don’t have to celebrate it.” Best quotes ever.
    Ok I’ll stop now. You just got me excited! LOL Hope your hand feels better!!

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    Comment by Miss on August 9, 2007
  7. Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn!

    And my favourite from Ghostbusters: “That’s a big fuckin’ Twinkie.”

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    Comment by mamatulip on August 9, 2007
  8. I love you for quoting Anchorman…. :)

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    Comment by haley-o on August 9, 2007
  9. #3, #10, and #13 would definitely be on my list. two other movies for me would be spaceballs and real genius. i also quote family guy and futurama pretty often, but those are tv shows.

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    Comment by lara on August 9, 2007
  10. Ghost Busters. Now that’s a classic, if you ask me.

    Mike
    http://somethingaboutparenting.typepad.com/

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    Comment by Mike on August 9, 2007
  11. Those all rock!!!!! Except where is the GOONIES?????

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    Comment by FENICLE on August 9, 2007
  12. I love #10! My fave line from Airplane is “Surely you can’t be serious?! I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

    I also LOVE Fletch! When he is having the rectal exam and sings “Moooooon River!” Then he calls the doctor “Dr. Jellyfinger”…so great!

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    Comment by Jen on August 9, 2007
  13. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

    Oops, that was actually from “When Harry met Sally”. Another one of my favorite quotable movies. But that’s also for your list. Another good one, for me anyway…

    Bull Durham.

    Rose goes in the front, big guy.

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    Comment by Mrs. Chicky on August 9, 2007
  14. Airplane and Holy Grail were great movies. I haven’t seen any of the others yet.

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    Comment by Nicholas on August 10, 2007
  15. I cannot believe I missed your list yesterday. So, I’m here now. #1, 2, and 8 also huge favorites of mine. More proof that you totally rule.

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    Comment by andi on August 10, 2007
  16. ok, so im a little disappointed that both dumb and dumber and snatch didnt make an appearence on ur list…. i can live without the latter, but comon, how can u NOT list dumb and dumber????
    “excuse me, but what is the soup de jour?”

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    Comment by Michael on August 11, 2007
  17. Anchorman…”When in Rome…” Only made funnier when we tried to reference it with a friend of ours who didn’t get it any more than Will Ferrell’s character did!

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    Comment by Di on August 11, 2007
  18. I love ALL OF THESE MOVIES! I agree; eminently quotable. (Hi, by the way.)

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    Comment by metalia on August 11, 2007
  19. Great quotes on all of those! Now I want to run out and buy the ones I don’t already have. Ferris is one of my favorites (I love Cameron).

    Have never seen Holy Grail, though (GASP!!!)

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    Comment by loren on August 12, 2007
  20. Wow. I love, love all of those movies. My favorite Old School quote is, “True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”

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    Comment by manda on August 12, 2007
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