anyone want to take a guess whose daughter i hung out with last night?? it was good times singing “a pig in front, a pig behind put them together and what do you find….”
oh, who are we kidding…i know you all know that it’s miss haley-o’s monkey i’m hanging with….the girl with the most famous curls and backside around. (yeah…that sounded bad…and we all know that i’ve got the most famous backside around. even hales told me that my ass looked great tonight. she did. i swear.)
Haley and i took about 45 shots to try to get ONE good one.
and we still didn’t even get one. we tried everything. we tried switching sides. i tried grabbing hold of Haley’s boob (not really, Haley had a giant water mark on her shirt and i was attempting to hide it from the camera. i know…with yesterday’s and today’s pictures you are all going to peg me a boob woman….but we all know i’m an ass girl.)
first it was a harmony remote. then it was another harmony remote. then it was my laptop. then it was my camera…and tonight….wonder of wonders….down goes my computer. fuck. fuckity fuck fuck. so, now we have to buy ourselves another computer. i so didn’t need this right now. the bad news is that i’ve lost all my songs. all my songs. damnit it hell. all my songs. everything i’ve downloaded. i recently took everything off my ipod (don’t ask…i’m not really sure what i was thinking….) and now it’s all gone. back to the torrentspy drawing board. if anyone wants to give me some free music, i’d be happy to take it off your hands. my ipod will thank you for it.
but the good news is that i’ve discovered that my office has a gym in it. and it’s FREE. granted, it’s not winning any awards. but it’s got what i need – for the most part. there are no glute machines, but i can save myself about $60 a month….which i’m thinking is going to go towards my new computer. aw, hell. things seriously need to stop breaking.