well, i did it. take that, Chantal! i took the plunge and watched Big Brother last night. for the first time. okay, so everything about this show is BAD. except for when the dude with the pepperoni nipples starts talking about he immaculately conceived gonorrhea. the host is annoying and had scary, scary hair. the people are already starting to bug. Evil Dick looks like a poor man’s Tommy Lee (and also, a little bit Survivor Lex). “America’s Player” (seriously, what the fuck is up with that) is Jason Biggs lite with twin nipple rings. ew. kail needs to go home. now.
but damnit to hell, i’m already hooked.
and also oddly entertaining…Shaq’s Big Challenge. The pickings are slim this summer, folks. I’ve already given up on the OC/Dawson’s Creek wannabe Hidden Palms…because, well, because there’s no Ryan. or Pacey. Entourage is better than ever and Big Love can do no wrong in my books. This weeks episode was its best yet. Skeevy Alby touching Sarah’s hair? Adaleen destroying the tape? Batshit crazy Wanda outsmarts Bill - there’s no Arby’s in Meeker! i love it!
you add in the half-assed Canadian Idol and Canada’s Next Top Model that both suck but i watch because i. just. can’t. turn. away. (although the visit this week from Nigel Barker made me swoon)
and that’s all i’m watching this summer.
what about you? what are you watching?
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I sometimes get bogged down by all the blogs i read. seriously, i have 284 sites in my bloglines. (yes, i still use bloglines. yes, you can suck it) Bloggers are updating too quickly for me to keep up, and when i do get to all the sites, i’m somewhat disenchanted. (now, don’t you all start getting paranoid being all, “oh, ali thinks i suck…” because that’s NOT what this is about) the point is that these days, I am tickled pink when i find a writer who can make me laugh so hard i almost wet my pants.
I am Bossy does this on an all-too-regular basis for me. and this post in particular had me, well, rolling on the floor.
head on over to Metro Mama and Chicky Chicky Baby for some more posts that are sure to crack your shit up.
come check out my hot topic friday over at Fabulous! today we’re talking about germ-o-phobes.
It’s freaking hilarioius — and THREE DAYS A WEEK — how good is THAT!?
