really, i do. (hey, you in back. quit laughing already. it’s tacky.)
i mean, sure, they aren’t super perky like my sister’s or gigantanormous like some of my friends, but they are nice. especially considering they served as a wet bar for a total of 17 months to three different children and considering they yo-yoed in size ranging anywhere from a 32A to a 34DDD.
i’ve finally reached a point where i’m content with my rack. my small c’s are nothing to be ashamed of.
until this morning.
i leaned upside-down to blow dry the under-side of my hair (come on…you know you do it too…) and the girls, well, they just didn’t look right. they looked…erm…empty somehow. deflated water balloons, perhaps?
(yes, i was naked. yes, it’s not only pilates that i do in the buff. i also blow dry and iron my hair totally nude.)
so, i stood in the bathroom. my conair dryer in one hand. my boob in the other. squeezing. wondering where all the substance to my breasts has escaped to…and just as i had made up my mind that..YES! THEY ARE HOT! LOOK AT ME! I’M A FUCKIN’ MILF!…i hear a gasp.
“mommy, what are you doing?” she asks in complete horror.
“oh, Emily, it’s just something mommies do. you’ll understand when you’re older.”
and she will, i’m sure…
and not only am i proud of the girls this morning, i’m also proud to say that, like pretty much every other female blogger out there, was awarded with a rockin’ girl blogger award by not one, but three of my favorite bloggers- Laural  AND AndreAnna AND Lara. Thanks, girlies. (mwah!)
and now, it seems, it’s my duty
(he…i said duty…which, i guess would explain the GIRL in the title of this honor. my sense of humor is not yet a woman…go on, belt out your best britney…)
to give out this award to five (is it five?) other rockin’ bloggers. I stole this little icon from one of my girl-crushes and photoshop queen, Oh, The Joys. oh, how i love her, but alas, she’s already gotten this award. and so has my dear Vodkarella. and MamaTulip. and Sarah and the Good Squad. so, in the hopes to award this to some rockin’ bloggers who HAVEN’T yet gotten this….
1. Chantal @ Bread Crumbs in the Butter.
2. Anne (though not her real name!) @ Anne Nahm.
3. Beth @ So The Fish Said.
4. Stacy @ Snarkwife.
5. Nancy @ Mom, Ma’am, Me.
i love these ladies. love ‘em. if you read them, you KNOW how good they are. if you don’t read them…you better get your asses over there. they are worth the trip.
