*[ 12 June, 2007 ]

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Knocked Up Movie Stills: Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Judd Apatow

So, the husband and i went to see ‘Knocked Up’. a date. a conventional dinner and a movie date. When you get married…there are things that you stop doing. (there are also things that you start doing…like peeing with the door open…but that’s a post for another day) dating is one of them. if we go out, it’s usually with friends. and we rarely go see movies because it’s so completely a-social. you sit in a room together for two hours, not talking. it doesn’t really make any sense. when you are dating, though, movies serve another purpose….a place for hand-holding, fondling, making out, and for those who are slightly more daring, actual coitus. (although i do know people who are married who do these things. shut up, you know who you are.)

anyway, back to my actual point. the movie was freakin’ hilarious. i’ll be the first to admit, i had pretty low expectations going in. but any movie that quotes Back to the Future is aces in my books. the movie has a formula that works. if you combine a chick flick with an adolescent toilet-humor flick…you satisfy everyone. the inner sap and the inner 7th grader. i, my dear internets, am a little bit of both. i like the romantic and the raunchy. you mix in a little pop culture banter and the comedic stylings of my boys from Freaks and Geeks, and you’ve got an instant classic.

i spent most of the movie nodding in agreement to comments made about marriage and pregnancy (um, yes, Paul Rudd is 100% right when he says that marriage is like an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond…only it doesn’t last 22 minutes, it lasts forever. and it’s not funny.) and thinking about all the boys (guys. men) that i know who are exactly the guys in the movie.

Knocked Up Movie Stills: Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Judd Apatow

and now i’m seeing them everywhere. at work. at the mall. at restaurants. When we went for sushi this week, the husband and i couldn’t take our eyes off the table next to us. 5 boys and a girl (much like in the movie, the token girlfriend who tags along with the crew). ordering all you can eat sushi - enough for about 24 people. we couldn’t turn away. they were the boys from Knocked Up. talked like ‘em. dressed like ‘em. hell, one of them even had hair like Seth Rogen. the guys who sure as hell aren’t having any kind of coitus in movie theaters….

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I know you read Wiped (you reviewed it at UM); did you also read Knocked Up? Is the movie even remotely similar? I ask because Rebecca Eckler is suing the makers for copying her.

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

yes. ‘knocked up’ the book is identical (he says snarkily)…

Book - Rebecca meets a wealthy corporate lawyer in his 40s who gets her pregnant at their engagement party.
Movie - Alison meets a beer-drinking pot-smoking slacker in his 20s who gets her pregnant the first time they meet.

Book - Rebecca is a writer.
Movie - Alison is an up-and-coming television reporter.

Book - Sex is an issue when you are pregnant
Movie - Sex is an issue when you are pregnant.

Book - Rebecca seeks advice from a friend with kids, like every pregnant woman in history.
Movie - Alison seeks advice from a sister with kids, like every pregnant woman in history.

Good god… it’s an open/shut case…

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

I CANNOT wait to see this movie. I hurt myself laughing so hard at 40 Year Old Virgin, and I’ve heard this one is even funnier.

Cannot. Wait.

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

Just add yummie yummie Paul Rudd to that equation - and THAT is the beauty of it.
Plus the Katherine Heigl eye candy for the boys. I mean, this movie totally fit the bill (even if it was a little too long)

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

I have to see this movie! Who’s having coitus (hee!) in movie theatres? I HAVE to know!

Giblet’s freaking hilarious!

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

I went to see the movie this morning with my mom!!! It was SO funny, but way obvious why it was rated R ;] And I’m liking the line you used as your title ;]

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

Damnit. I begged that we see this one on Sunday (no proper date for us though, we could only squeeze each other in at 10pm on a Sunday!). We saw Ocean’s 13. More eye candy, probably not as good though.

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

The resident Dr taking care of my kid looks like one of those guys.
Can you imagine how much that freaked me out.

I really want to see this movie. Is that sad? Now I want to see it even more. Maybe I will make out with my husband.

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

I had heard this movie was spectacularly (is that a word?) hilarious!!!!!

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

Coitus? coitus? i do not know this word you speak of

[ 12 Jun 07 ]

Sparky duck - if you are under 18, coitus is a prickly plant with a speech impediment

I’m gonna have me some coitus in one of them there movie theatres. Do you BUY the coitus at the counter, or do they BRING it to you in your seat? Ha ha ha ha. Kidding - besides, half the boys at the counter are jail bait.

I am SOOO gonna see this movie!

[ 13 Jun 07 ]

Can’t wait to see this, but like you said, a coveted night out can feel wasted on an activity where we don’t even get to talk to each other. But now that it’s summer, a stroll after the movie will do the trick.

[ 13 Jun 07 ]

Please do not ask me why…..but I really need to know HOW one can engage in actual coitus in a movie theatre??? Think you could write a blog about it?? Get me some answers?? *S*…….not kidding……..deadly serious……*blush*

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