so last night i did laundry with Ed Burns. in my sweats. in a laundromat. and we were speaking Dutch (isn’t that veerd?). i so wish i was kidding. i wish i could tell you that when i dream about a guy who looks like this

it’s all hot and steamy. i assure you…there was no steam. We didn’t even make Kraft Dinner in the dryer. no ma’am..it was all business.
i mean…i’m not one to read into dreams usually…but the guy? the hottest thing on Entourage right now. the Dutch? i watched the third - and best – Austin Powers movie last week and Goldmember speaks freaky-deaky dutch (also…great random fact. My Hiro from Heroes had a bit part in Goldmember. he’s japanese guy on street #2. he) i’m not quite getting the whole laundry thing…but two out of three ain’t bad.
i’ve always had a little bit of a thing for Ed Burns. he’s sexy in that moody and broody inner-angst-y kind of way. think Dylan McKay.
and speaking of Dylan McKay…
dude has aged, people. wow.
of course, i’d still do him. only i’ll be remembering him like this

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