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By: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:04:10 +0000

[...] Not unless I see a head coming out! [...]

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By: Di

Di — Fri, 04 May 2007 05:30:50 +0000

I remember being in my best shape ever, at my absolute slimmest and shopping with my friend and personal shopper for a dress for a wedding. I had on this fabulous black dress that made me look positively tiny. My friend, whose little boy was 2 and ten months older than my baby was standing in the dressing room with me. The saleslady came in and said, “That looks fabulous on you” and to my friend, “When are you due?” She quickly responded, “Two years ago, my baby just turned two!” Ouch!

When I was about 6 months pregnant, I would get, “Any day now?” and when I said, “No, I still have three months to go.”…”Is it twins????” That brought many a tear.

Unless the person is grunting on a delivery table, ALWAYS ASSUME SHE IS NOT PREGNANT. You can never go wrong saying, “Wow…you look wonderful!!!”

By: Sara

Sara — Wed, 02 May 2007 18:47:41 +0000

My stomach sank for you for a minute there! Thank God she WAS preggo!! I just had a friend ask me a few weeks ago if I was expecting my third and I almost died! I was like, “why do I look it?!” I don’t know if it’s more mortifying to be the one who says it or the one who hears it, ya know?! For the record, it wasn’t because I have a big stomach (although the comment sure didn’t help my feelings of not feeling skinny that morning!) but because literally everybody in her group of friends and even family is preggo with their third, so we are the only couple left that she knows that hasn’t made an announcement and she knows we’re teetering on the fence about having a third. Nonetheless, whatever her motivation was, you never want to be the person people speculate if you’re pregnant or not! She knew once she said it how it all came out – she even called me the next day to undo the damage.

By: crazymumma

crazymumma — Wed, 02 May 2007 02:34:10 +0000

don’t ya just hate those moments.

I get the ‘wow I didn’t recognize you’. And I like to say, ‘I know I’m really fat now’.

I’m messed up that way.

By: Mrs. Chicky

Mrs. Chicky — Wed, 02 May 2007 01:42:21 +0000

In that small amount of time waiting for the friend to reply I think, if it would have been me, I would have choked on my tongue.

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Wed, 02 May 2007 01:02:28 +0000

EVERYONE is wearing those poochie maternity shirts these days. I’m just not going to leave my house until the fad ends, because I just know that I’d ask at least 10 women when they were due.
Cute baby!

By: Keri

Keri — Wed, 02 May 2007 00:05:38 +0000

I am totally ready to have a baby.
Of course, we have to wait a couple of years until we can afford a house, and save up for the wedding.
I already have names picked out.

By: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Tue, 01 May 2007 21:15:38 +0000

Oh man, I really thought she wasn’t pregnant for a minute. I HATE that feeling.

By: Stacie

Stacie — Tue, 01 May 2007 18:04:51 +0000

Eek!

What a beautiful picture! She is gorgeous! (You are, too, but you know, those babies come first!)