March 29 07

i will NEVER be a model. This really should come as no surprise to any of you. And if Renee says that there will never be a plus-sized model on the cover of Vogue (bee-otch), there sure as hell won’t be a pint-sized Jewish one with a pooch either.

No, i will never be a model. But, it sure was fun pretending last night!!

i thought i was going to be nervous. Walking out in front of all of those people – without any Spanx on – trying to look calm and cool…BUT i wasn’t nervous at all. I was having way too much fun.

But, seriously, what i liked best about the whole night was that there were so many little snags…that those of us behind the scenes knew about…but no one else even had a clue.

like the fact that the hair people showed up an hour late and we were still getting out hair done when guests starting arriving (um,yeah,we totally meant to do that!!)

and the fact that the Clinique make-up carts didn’t show up and the two stylists (hey, what the hell do you call people who put make-up on? artists?) had to use their own personal make-up on all of our faces.

and the fact that the photographer got in the way of our wardrobe change – - – which, seriously, i had all of 30 seconds to change my ENTIRE outfit – - – so Barb and i each went solo instead of as a tag-team (um, totally meant to do that too)

and the fact that i forgot to take off my thong before coming upstairs and i had to REMOVE it in front of many, many gorgeous bartenders and hand it to poor Kath. Kath, you are a lifesaver. (real moms will hang on to another mom’s underwear in the name of fashion!)

snags? what snags?? look how hot we are…

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  1. You “models” are totally rock! Look a lot like “real mom’s” to me. Wow, you have a friend who will hold your thong? We all need a friend like that.

    BTW-your hair looks marvelous!

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    Comment by Fenicle on March 29, 2007
  2. Spanx are the bomb. They are a must for me!

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    Comment by Kristi on March 29, 2007
  3. sounds like you had a really terrific night.what fun!and what a great looking bunch of moms you all are.

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    Comment by LAVENDULA on March 29, 2007
  4. I think makeup artist / makeup technician?

    Your hair looks great, and I read the blog on fabulous too, and that sounds like a great night (and score! free outfits!).

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    Comment by Tamsen on March 29, 2007
  5. You all look great! I am sure it was a blast!

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    Comment by Green Eyed Girl on March 29, 2007
  6. Please, please tell me that Renee ISN’T a plus size model…please.

    And maybe Real Moms are the real fashion models…I mean who else can get away with plaid cotton drawstring PJ bottoms, a cami and a fleece when dropping off two screeching 13 year olds for their school trip to Philly at 5:30 THIS MORNING. OK, so we arrived at 5:33 and thus the teacher telling us how late we arrived got to see that I was in my PJ’s…sorry this is your blog. I’ll save it for mine!

    You all look great!

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    Comment by Di on March 29, 2007
  7. It looks fun, and new clothes? Cute, and free, which makes everything cuter. That bag is so flippin’ fabulous. Please, go get it, so I can live the vicarious life of those with good handbags.

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    Comment by Toryssa on March 29, 2007
  8. You totally rocked the house last night, baby! You were hot, hip, and fab-ulous! :)

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    Comment by Tova on March 29, 2007
  9. Aren’t fashion shows fun??? I loved doing those. You all look fabulous!!

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    Comment by Jay on March 29, 2007
  10. ha! that last one cracks me up! i bet the bartenders were wondering how they got so lucky… ;)

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    Comment by lara on March 29, 2007
  11. I went and read your other blog and was shocked by some of the mean comments. You’re teeny tiny. Seriously, you’re petite. And you looked really nice last night.

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    Comment by Rebecca on March 29, 2007
  12. What a bunch of fabulous looking Real Moms.

    (and you, my dear, look devoon.)

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    Comment by Mrs. Chicky on March 29, 2007
  13. you didn’t tell me about the thong incident!!!! Kath’s awesome, isn’t she! ;) You looked so GORJ! :)

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    Comment by Haley-O on March 30, 2007
  14. I just read that comment, I measure in kilos so am not even sure what pounds are, but let me assure you you look fabulous!

    What a wanker. (The commenter, not you!)

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    Comment by LaLa on April 1, 2007
  15. …hey, us moms just do what needs to be done when the pressure’s on, right? Kath xo

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    Comment by Kath on April 1, 2007
  16. thongs? thongs? I always miss the thongs

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    Comment by Sparky Duck on April 2, 2007
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