the husband hates most of the tv shows that i watch. and when i say most, i mean all, except for Survivor, Heroes, Friday Night Lights, and some HBO shows. oh, and South Park. usually, he gets all whiny and turns into a giant baby when i sit down at night to watch tv.

Thursday nights are usually a problem. i watch so much on Thursdays. the OC. the Office. Scrubs. Grey’s Anatomy. It used to never be a problem since Thursday was hockey night. but, this season, hockey switched to tuesday and it’s been a serious strain on our marriage.

Last night, after Survivor, I gave him the choice. The OC - which he hates, or the Office - which he hates. Instead, he chose something that blew my mind.

he went out to get me a cookie dough ice cream. just because i asked him for it. how sweet is he? Ever since i went off the south beach diet, i haven’t been hungry.

(not pregnant)

actually, that’s entirely untrue. i’m hungry all the time. but there’s NOTHING that i want to eat. except for jalapeno popcorn. i swear.

(not pregnant)

i just haven’t wanted to eat anything. until last night i had a total craving for cookie dough.

let me tell you how utterly blissful it was to watch Ryan say goodbye to Marissa and Jim realize how much he still loves Pam while eating a shitload of cookie dough ice cream. heaven.

(again. not pregnant)

Survivor

~so long Parvati…glad to know you’d be okay if you were thrown into the wilderness again…seriously, who says that?

~best line: “This is like looking at bad performance art!” ah, Jeff.

~Ozzy rocks my socks. he is a total monkey. when he took his shoes off to go across the pole, i was all, “um, yeah, he’s got this one in the bag”

~sometimes a hat is just a hat, Jeff. What a freakin’ shit disturber. it wasn’t like people at camp thought anything of it when Yul said he was going to bring it back. sure, there had to have been something strategic behind it, but Yul is generally a nice guy. nobody read too much into it until Jeff opened up his big mouth.

~ouch. squared. to Becky’s fall. and between the two women who serve no purpose in this game…Sundra moved up a notch when she got all snarky on Parvati being tired from her massage.

~ Cook Islands Humpback whale incident? what the fuck was that all about? also…i almost died laughing when Ozzy said, “what’s that smell?” and she said “coconut!” you’d think, after 34 days eating very little besides coconut, that would be a smell he’d be familiar with…

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