October 17 06

(thanks, guys. this was THE best gift ever!)

note to self. must stop dreaming about Johnny Knoxville. yes, THOSE kind of dreams. have you seen the Jackass sketch called, “The Omelet” ? just knowing a sketch like this exists should completely turn me off of JK.

(those with weak stomachs need not read this paragraph. i’m not sure who it is…Ryan? Ehren? one of the guys stands with a frying pan and ingredients. proceeds to eat. cheese. peppers. tomatoes. onions. eggs. more eggs. butter. then proceeds to vomit it all up. then proceeds to fry it. then EATS it. while Johnny K stands by in a biohazard suit. ew)

seen in my office yesterday: woman in crocs. with socks. and capris. wtf?

heard in my house yesterday: “Give me a juicebox, Beeyotch!”
…apparently, this is from the movie Zathura, which i rather liked. until my son started walking around saying beeyotch.

done in my house yesterday: pilates. i’m back on a pilates kick. i’m a big fan of Mari Winsor (even though it bugs the crap out of me that while i’m on my ass working my powerhouse, she’s just standing there. damnit, she should be down on the floor doing ‘her favorites’ the TEASERS).

  1. I’m glad I’m not the only one who likes Jackass.


    Comment by metro mama on October 17, 2006
  2. Ali – couldn’t get the visual on the first part of your post (have reminded myself to do look at it tomorrow at work, check) but it sounded cute.

    Re pilates – question: is this a DVD that you do? Do you find it works? I am back on a fitness kick and using my x-trainer every night and doing abs and stretching. Do the odd bit of Rodney Yee Power Yoga but looking for a different spin on stuff. Can’t actually get to the gym 3 weeks of the month due to kidlets so am swimming on my week “off” (i.e. when hubby is home).


    Comment by Heidi on October 17, 2006
  3. If you like Jackass, you should check out the video “CKY2K”. It’s most of the guys pre-Jackass (except Johnny Knoxville is not in it). It’s hillarious, and has some gorgeous footage of Iceland as well.

    Give me a juicebox, beeyotch? Is hillarious! Yet, should probably be discouraged, I guess.


    Comment by Jessie on October 17, 2006
  4. Loving the juice box line. I’m gonna try that later today, with my coworkers. somehow I don’t think it’ll have the same effect.


    Comment by Sadie on October 17, 2006
  5. I tried pilates once for five minutes…I should try it again.

    I remember once my young neice was looking at a guy on tv, before I saw Austin Powers and she said “He looks like Fat Bastard”….I was all ..”WHAT??”


    Comment by sunny1188 on October 17, 2006
  6. ~I wonder if the omelette really tasted that bad – gut juices and saliva aside.
    (Funny how that didn’t churn this preggo belly-o-mine..)
    ~That was YOUR office I was in yesterday??? I had no idea (wink*wink*…still dissing the crocs, eh?)
    ~I love me some pilates! I do them with my trainer and I swear it’s what keeping from looking like I’m pregnant from behind!


    Comment by Christine on October 17, 2006
  7. LOL! Omigosh, the monkey and I are soooo coming over to play with that toy!!!

    Saw Zathura — found it boring. Can’t stop calling it ZaNthura, though — since the Apprentice….

    You HAVE to tell me who was wearing that!!!


    Comment by haley-o on October 17, 2006
  8. That video is darling! I love her excitement.

    Crocs. with socks = bad. Capris with socks = bad. All together it is a catastrophe.


    Comment by something blue on October 17, 2006
  9. LOVE that video…too cute!


    Comment by Amanda on October 17, 2006
  10. I have those same pilates dvds, and I hate when she says the teasers are her favorite. Who in their right mind would enjoy doing them. They hurt like hell. :)


    Comment by Mandi on October 17, 2006
  11. Crocs, socks, capris? call the fashion police!


    Comment by lisa b on October 17, 2006
  12. The look on Bella’s face is priceless!!!!


    Comment by Adrienne on October 17, 2006
  13. That is the best gift ever…

    and as for the fashion – I don’t know much – but I know that’s bad! Don’t tell Stacy and Clinton!


    Comment by Jill on October 17, 2006
  14. Ali, finally checked out the vid at work – OMG is she the cutest baby EVER or what????? She sure has rhythm that’s for sure!!! She and Miranda could form a 2 person Pussy Cat Dolls with their musical and dancing ability ROFLMAO…

    AS for the whole crocs thing…WTF?? They are in all the shops now for summer and personally (no offense to anyone reading this), I think they are FOUL…the “real” thing costs about $50 AU and there are loads of knock offs as well. Also the whole socks thing, I don’t get and well, capris are de rigeur wear all year round pretty much, so that is THAT…

    My BF wanted to know if I wanted her to send the kids some crocs for Xmas – and I have said NO thanks LOL.


    Comment by Heidi on October 17, 2006
  15. Crocs with socks?! LOL. That’s just wrong.

    Though I have to admit I’ve done it to my son before. It’s not a fashion faux pas on a toddler is it?


    Comment by Mommy off the Record on October 18, 2006
  16. Crocs are wrong. Really wrong. And with socks ? And in Toronto ? I expect better behaviour from the centre of the Universe :)


    Comment by fiveseven on October 18, 2006
  17. Fiveseven – sending you a virtual Hi5!!! Crocs are WRONG, with socks DOUBKE WRONG and mostly, Toronto is the COTU…how sadis it I appreciate my hometown properly now that I haven’t lived there for 10 years.


    Comment by Heidi on October 20, 2006
  18. OMG SF cute! What is that toy?

    Crocs/sox/capris chick works at my office too. Gag.


    Comment by Nadine on November 20, 2006
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