the only remotely interesting thing about last night was Simon Cowell.
several of his good lines:
“Can’t you just watch the show next season?”
“I’m usually the one that does the handcuffing.”
“Just as well, we couldn’t afford the food bill.”
“Hooray! Hooray, hooray, hooray!”
“And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, it did.”

oh…man..the israeli…