this week has been such a blur and it’s only wednesday. it could be from the fact that it’s an uncharacteristically warm week – between 95-100 degrees out. i love the heat, don’t get me wrong. i LOVE the heat. i just don’t like it when i’m inside. when the sun in shining and i’m [...]
~~I’ve been coughing up blood as well. it’s a natural reaction to Lee’s three choices. i mean, i knew he’d take Lenny. but Pepi? who the hell even is that? ~~Carolyn’s laughter on not knowing who Pepi was one of the best reality TV show moments ever. She was about to CRY, people! ~~was anyone [...]
our friends have a pool. this automatically brings back memories of when i was 16. and people came crawling out of the woodwork to be my friend because i had a car in 10th grade. we were friends with them before the pool. for the record. but i was thrilled to go swimming yesterday. (we [...]
muscle t, boxers, yellow vinyl shoes??? what is he thinking? surely, this man can afford some decent workout clothing. on a side note, look at those arms. yum.
she really made my weekend. she stumbled upon this clip. she, like i, can’t seem to get enough of Chris Daughtry these days. mmm..he’s hot. and singing Plush? even hotter.
i often wonder how my mother came to be the president of an entire organization. a very successful organization, to boot. because, in many ways, she is a child. she’s scatterbrained. and forgetful. and inconsiderate. need i go on? you know there’s a story coming here, so let’s proceed, shall we? at the beginning of [...]
i’ve been tagged. thanks, Stephanie. If you were stranded on a desert island (without Ginger and the Professor and all those folks to keep you amused), which three _____s would you bring? Books: Franny and Zooey To Kill a Mockingbird Lord of the Flies Albums: Rolling Stones – 40 licks U2 – The Joshua Tree [...]
~~Wow, i’d have to say the most satisfying portion of last night’s finale, well, the second…because naturally, the first was the big ole’ Ace and Chris hug, which i paused and rewound, much to my husband’s dismay…mmmmm….Ace and Chris…. ah, yes, where was i…oh, yes, David Hasslehoff crying like a little schoolgirl. bwah! ~~oh my [...]
and i’m feeling guilty as hell. i’m not even 100% sure why i did it. i really like Jodi. she’s always been a great colorist. i’ve never had any complaints. good salon. i get a good cut there too. they tend to be very pushy pushy with their products but usually i kindly decline. i [...]
~~so, Lee wins the Apprentice. he. i can’t see Sean and his wanky mcwanker talk winning this thing. does anyone else get uncomfortable when Sean gushes about making babies with Tammy?? ew. ~~okay, this: good and this: travesty i wish i had a good photo of the culottes. culottes???? it’s 2006. ~~like Sean said, “Dynasty [...]
whatever the heck that is… (okay, yes, i googled it….) well, it means no work for me, which is always a nice way to spend your birthday. at home. with the family. no work. but, the family’s not here. the husband has taken the kids to Canada’s Wonderland. and the bella is sleeping. my task [...]
Feast Ninety-Four Appetizer What is the last thing you had to have repaired? Repair? what is the meaning if this? repaired by myself? i took my car to the dealer to be repaired…does that count? Soup If someone gave you $2,000 with the stipulation that you had to spend half of it on yourself and [...]
~~holy crap. i thought she was leaving the show, you know, like on a boat, to the greek islands. too many people die in the OC. i can’t believe they killed Marissa Cooper. (can you see the sharks jumping???) ~~loved when Ryan called Summer a beeyotch. ~~snerk…Ryan wouldn’t do anything different, except Oliver. he. i [...]
thanks to Jodi, I’m absolutely dying of happiness. check out this video. if you are a fan of grey’s anatomy or of hot men in showers, you’ll love it.
I usually try not to write too much about work. because you NEVER know who can be reading. and being dooced? It’s just not high on my to-do list these days. Because once I got dooced, I’d be getting divorced. Also not on my to-do list. but, I have to write to you about my [...]
satisfying ending for me. truth is, i liked all three final 3 teams and would have been happy with any of them winning. i did like that it came down to brains in the end, though. “Damn hippies and their language knowing” he. “I’ll tell Michael you said hello.” was hilarious. and Tyler on the [...]
well, i suppose first things first. honey, i apologize for saying that because mother’s day, our anniversary and my birthday all fall within 10 days of each other, you decided it’s better not to celebrate at all then to have to do all three. i was wrong. and i’ve got the memory card (mother’s day), [...]
Some mothers really bother me. you know the ones I’m talking about. the ones who do stupid things. like go out driving with curlers in their hair. oh, and the ones who don’t really give a crap about their children’s safety. this child? The ones you see slouched in his seat? a certain SPF? who [...]
Oh my damn. I don’t even know where to start. Um, yeah, I guess I do. Let’s start with the hottest sex on tv ever. Or how about the looks. I think I would die if Patrick Dempsey was looking at me like that. Okay…yes…i realize there will be people attacking me. Because Derek has [...]
things i hate: having to take my car in for servicing because my brakes are completely shot. things i love: reawarding myself with a big bag of jalapeno popcorn. and in case you were wondering, yes, i did eat the entire bag. in 20 minutes. and it was so fucking worth it. hey…at least it [...]
let’s discuss Grey’s Anatomy first, shall we (and then we’ll get to the fact that it was Aras who won and NOT Danielle as predicted. hmmm…fancy that. they were wrong again) ~~oh my freakin’ god, Izzy. she’s gone batshit insane. say goodbye to both Denny AND your career as a surgeon. i was actually YELLING [...]
well…i got to sleep in until 8:30 – which to those of you who have children that wake up at normal hours, 8:30 is a serious treat. and the gifts from the kids? priceless. Emily made me a jewlery box, which she asked to keep. and she sang me a song. there were tears, folks. [...]
Chris got me with his top five dinner guests. this was a HARD one. i decided to go for 5 women. Oprah Winfrey Jackie Kennedy Anne Frank Ellen Degeneres Audrey Hepburn (although someone wrote Lester Bangs…and i would say that if my meal were to include men, he’d be on the list…) Beth got me [...]
~~good thing there was a hidden immunity idol…THAT NEVER EVER FREAKING GOT TO BE USED. what a pile of horseshit, that is. ~~Terry is so freakin’ patronizing. i can’t handle it. what a little shit. If I was Cirie, I would have been like “OH, Terry, I’m so sorry, you are right. It really belongs [...]
now here’s my kind of nip slip (actually, i take it back…i’m really not all that into male nipples…..but Jude Law…mmmm…and what’s with the scarf? why is the man always wearing a scarf?): Katie Holmes lets her sexy nursing bra slip: Britney Spears makes a surprise visit to David Letterman and announces that heck ya, [...]
the good: ~Chris. he sang Suspicious Minds and A Little Less Conversation. mmm..he’s hot. and he can sing. i wish he’d stop raping the microphone stand. but, i love him. and i want to see him in the final two, please, okay, america, thanks. ~Elliot. he sang If I Can Dream and Trouble. and Simon [...]
my daughter is a crawler. i’m usually good with words but when it comes to trying to explain how she crawls…i just don’t have the words. she does this slight slither looking motion and contorts her body side to side. and all the while she makes the same sound, “uduh. uduh. uduh,” as if she [...]
okay, fine, not really, but he certainly doesn’t deserve his namesake anymore. i think McDouchbag or McBastard or McAsshat will do nicely, thank you very much. he’s got some nerve, that brain surgeon, some nerve. on a lighter note, mmmm…Mcvet…swoon. i adore this man and hope that he and Meredith are nothing but happy and [...]
so, it’s 11 am and i feel like i’ve been running for 2 days. the husband is running the sporting life 10k run…which is all well and good for him…and i am so jealous that he’s lost 15 pounds and is, like, days away from hsi goal weight…but…a sunday? seriously? my morning started at about [...]
he deserved to go for three reasons: a) he was a total loony asshat: b) his crazy-ass faces at tribal: c) and because he stood like a total primate
Feast Ninety-Two Appetizer From which country(s) are some (or all) of your ancestors? Germany and Poland on my mom’s side and Germany and the UK on my dad’s side (at least i think – my dad’s parents are like 3rd generation american…) Soup How would you describe your sneeze? how do you describe a sneeze? [...]
I AM: a mother, a spouse, a sister, a daughter, a grand-daughter, a woman, a girl, a teacher, a student, a friend. mostly, i’m a mother. I WANT: too many things to list here. it’s bad. I WISH: i could go back to school. i loved school. i could totally be a professional student for [...]
okay…not really. she only did it once. and it was somewhat awkward-looking. she had one arm tucked under her stomach. and one arm straight out in front of her. then she used her legs to propel herself forward. i couldn’t stop laughing at her. she must surely know that this is a lousy excuse for [...]
~okay…so, Taylor Hicks has completely jumped the shark for me. that’s it. ~and Katharine humps the floor in a Kellie Pickler shout-out. yikes. at least now we won’t all be talking about her wardrobe malfunction anymore… ~Chris. is. sex. i don’t think i can stress enough how badly i want this man. he’s still hot [...]
i haven’t yet posted about the sopranos this week. mostly because i’m having lots of trouble erasing the memory of Vito getting his gay on with johnny cake dude. ew. ew. ew. holy hell…is johnny cakes Morgan Spurlock? because he looks freakishly like him!!! also, that scene on the boat? when AJ was talking about [...]
the thing about having a blog is there are always things that you can say and things that you can’t. for instance, you can say that you watched the apprentice last night. no big deal. but, you can’t, however talk about a friend you are having issues with. for fear. that someone. might know. so, [...]
Emily: Mama? me: yes? Emily: I want to be a farmer when i grow up. hysterical cackling laughter. from her. more laughter. 5 minutes later. me: you do? Emily: yes. then i can eat all the eggs i want. more hysterical laughter. Emily: not really, mama. i’m still going to be a supermodel.
~~Alex. Ass. That’s all I have to say about that. ~~McDreamy. Ass. Okay…I didn’t mind, and kind of actually liked, seeing Jealous McDreamy when he realized that Meredith was with McVet (giving a good McStare). but, I was totally creeped out by Jealous McDreamy when he decided to get back at Meredith by having hot [...]
