Monthly Archives: June 2005

I Know, I Know

i am well aware that no one really cares all that much about my starbucks adventures every day, but the good news is that my frap was delicious today. the bad news is that even though i didn’t have the bad frap lady today, i had the stingy frap man…

Preggo Update – Week 35

Let the nesting begin! I swear, i’m completely out of control. there isn’t a room in my house that i don’t want to clean up and de-clutter. i have big plans for after July 15th, so this babe better stay put a little bit longer. i have already organized the…

Bad Frap.

There’s one lady who works at the starbucks near my office who looks completely our of place. she’s got big, badly dyed hair and big, badly siliconed lips. she slightly resembles Jennifer Collidge’s character in Legally Blonde. anyway, she SUCKS at making frappuccinos. do you think they have to take…

An Actual Phone Conversation

mom: How are you? me: Doing okay. Slightly nervous today, though. mom: Why? me: i think perhaps this baby might make an early entrance into the world mom: great! we’re ready! we like babies. i’m sorry, but what the fuck? no…why do you think that? no…are you feeling okay? no…are…

Anyone Want to Take a Stab?

Hometown News…

The latest and greatest to come out of Milwaukee (yes, i admit it, i did live there…) ~~ Weighing in at 13 pounds, 12 ounces, Delaney Jessica Buzzell isn’t your average newborn. Her parents have even dubbed her the “Big Enchilada.” The baby headed home Tuesday after being delivered by…

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