~~Lindsay Lohan and good friend Johnny Knoxville were out one night with some of his buddies. That friendship came to a halt when the group arrived at a local nightclub that wouldn’t admit the underage Lohan. So what did Knoxville do? He left Lohan outside and went on clubbing with his chums.

~~Britney Spears has reportedly abandoned plans to have a baby right now because she’s terrified the weight gain will ruin her sexy image. I guess nobody has told her that being a fat cow, looking like a hobo, and being seen with acne cream all over your face aren’t exactly the sexiest things in the world either. (from superficial)

~~this is Nicole Kidman…from 1991. could you just die??

~~ah…the Lawrence brothers…