February 25, 2005 – 10:21 am
So, yesterday, i finished my workout and went to get changed in the locker room. I had to ask a completely naked woman to move so i could get to my locker. In an instant, I realized two very important things about this woman. She was not COMPLETELY naked. she…
February 25, 2005 – 9:24 am
Survivor – aka “Ta ta Ashlee and your ginormous ta tas!” okay, so i’m kind of glad for Angie that she proved herself useful on the tribe, but dude, the armpit hair? had i seen that in episode one, i would have given her hairy ass the boot. the girl…
February 25, 2005 – 9:18 am
so, this morning i took the girl to her classroom to drop her off. she turns to me and says, totally bright-eyed: “Mommy! Guess what i have in my cubby?? A fire bush.” I about died laughing.
