Monthly Archives: February 2005

Million Dollar Baby is a TKO

Winning in 4 of the top categories – movie, director (Clint Eastwood, leaving a heartbroken Scorsese 0-5 in this category), best actress (Hilary Swank…um. duh), and best supporting actor (Morgan Freeman), it was Million Dollar Baby’s night last night. At first i was worried that I hosted a beading night…

Morning From Hell

i’m having the worst day…and it’s only 9:22. not a good sign, I’d say. This morning the girl was super attached and starting wailing when i left her in my bed to go take a shower. she gave me nothing but grief all morning about wanting treats and wanting me…

Preggo Update – Week 17

i’ve developed this little pot. i’m thrilled to pieces about it. for the past two days i’ve been looking at it in the mirror incessantly. but i think it might be in my head. because to the layman i still just look fat. i’ve only gained 6 1/2 pounds so…

Locker Room Etiquette

So, yesterday, i finished my workout and went to get changed in the locker room. I had to ask a completely naked woman to move so i could get to my locker. In an instant, I realized two very important things about this woman. She was not COMPLETELY naked. she…

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Survivor – aka “Ta ta Ashlee and your ginormous ta tas!” okay, so i’m kind of glad for Angie that she proved herself useful on the tribe, but dude, the armpit hair? had i seen that in episode one, i would have given her hairy ass the boot. the girl…

friday funny

so, this morning i took the girl to her classroom to drop her off. she turns to me and says, totally bright-eyed: “Mommy! Guess what i have in my cubby?? A fire bush.” I about died laughing.

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