her latest?
Poet Laureate.

Page Six dug up several love letters written by Paris to her then-love, Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter.

“Paris, AKA Le Bean,” wishes Carter a happy birthday and states: “I don’t want you to ever worry because I would never [bleep] this up for anything in the world. It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the [bleep] and I love you to death.”

she sure has a knack for [bleep] writing.

Another missive was accompanied by photos the heiress had cut out of a magazine showing herself looking glum with the headline: “Paris feels real pain.” “Dear Nick, This is how I look and feel when I’m away from you,” she wrote.

How romantic. how did this relationship NOT work out?