Paris Hilton has gone dark…and looking a little Tammy Faye Baker-esque. Perhaps to try to clean up her image? Perhaps to try to look more like the skeletal Renee Zellweger:

and speaking of our favorite skeletal celebs,

it seems that Mary-Kate’s ex, David Katenberg, hasn’t given up on his skinny beauty. He went from Boston to LA, hoping to see her, but bumped into her new bf, Ali Fatourechi, instead. Word on the street is that they were both at the same restaurant, sitting across from each other, staring each other down. Quite awkward. I’m sure.

And speaking of awkward, what the hell has happened to Britney Spears?