When you go shoe shopping, and you are wearing a short skirt, wear underwear.
I went to nine west yesterday. Yes, sometimes I like to try on shoes with no intention of buying them. I just like to look at them on my feet.
So, i was trying on a gorgeous pair of shoes and i noticed that the 16-year-old pimply salesman was getting too good of a look. Then i realized. no underwear. shit. Peep show city.