Monthly Archives: August 2004

“Couch-bound woman’s death raises questions”

umm….ya think? my first question is how the f#$%^k does a woman get so fat that she actually becomes part of her couch? I’d like to thank my friend Howie for showing me that morbid obesity is NOT a laughing matter

I got me a carpool

Daniel : Can’t one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek? Mrs. Miller : He’s 88. Daniel : So he’ll drive real slow. Mrs. Miller : He’s had three strokes. Daniel : But never while driving. oh, happy day. my carpool woes have come to an end….

Happy Birthday, Wonderbra!

The wonderbra is 10 years old! in 1994, a wonderbra was sold every 15 minutes. I will admit it, I’m a big fan. The statistics say that Americans spend 5 million dollars a year on bras, which is the state of New Hampshire’s budget for an entire year! I don’t…

How is it possible…

…to gain 4 pounds in one weekend??!! I don’t even understand. Okay, fine, I did eat way too many blondies (we’re talking in the double digits) and I did eat to my heart’s content over the weekend, but 4 pounds? For god’s sake….thank heavens i’m going to the gym tonight….

News from the front..

~~ Tiny Fey (from Mean Girls fame) has made a deal to write Curly Oxide and Vic Thrill. It is the true story of a Chasidic Jew and a grizzled rock star who form a band. According to comingsoon.net, Curly Oxide is the stage name of the young Chasidic Jew…

Oh…Jordan Catalano…

last night I stumbled upon a really old episode of My-So-Called Life. I haven’t watched an episode of this show since mtv re-aired the series about a hundred years ago. i think i was still in high school… I remembered the episode (for those of you enthusiasts out there, it…

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